Better than landing the first man on Uranus since the astronaut is Hung and he was so horny after his long flight that he was caught "mounting the flag" ! For some reason, this Saturn trip is more believable than Kim Jong Il's 38 under par 34 the first time he touched golf clubs !................................NORTH KOREA LANDS FIRST EVER MAN ON SATURN, CONFIRMS CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY
LINK: http://www.nymeta.co/north-korea-saturn ... n=saturnef"North Korea has issued a statement to the State News Agency that their recent space exploration mission to Saturn was a huge success.

It’s been confirmed that North Korea has become the first country to land a man on Saturn. Hung Il Gong made landfall on Saturn at approximately 3 a.m. this morning. He was in a specially designed, one man spacecraft that the North Korean’s have had under wraps for the last decade.

Upon landfall, Hung performed tests and navigation exercises from within his craft. Three hours later at 6:03 a.m., Hung deemed it safe to step outside and take a space walk.

Hung proceeded to proudly mount the North Korean flag on the planet while giving a muddled short speech praising Kim Jong-un for providing the opportunity to represent his country in such epic fashion.

A live television broadcast aired play by play audio of the events as they unfolded. A State news anchor said, “We are proud to announce our Saturn Space Mission a success! No one has ever done what North Korea has just done. Our hero, Hung Il Gong, is now mounting the North Korean flag on Saturn as I speak.”

A major welcoming home party is scheduled for 10 p.m. tonight when Hung is scheduled to fly his spaceship back home. He will meet with Kim Jong-un upon immediate return, reportedly bringing back dirt and rock samples as souvenirs for the supreme leader.

This recent accomplishment has launched North Korea to the top of the global space rankings, while North Korean officials are calling the epic space mission “the absolute greatest human achievement of all time".

Awesome achievement.

I thought so too until I found out that Hung Gong also landed on the Sun a year and a half ago ! http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/0 ... ws-agency/

wackyjacky wrote:I thought so too until I found out that Hung Gong also landed on the Sun a year and a half ago ! http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/0 ... ws-agency/

Yeah, I was suspicious too but then I heard he did it at night.

Bummer, I just found out that in addition to being fake news, it's fake fake news. NK never made these claims (except the golf one).

And the World Cup.

...... What, and all this time I thought the Germans had won it.

wackyjacky wrote: It’s been confirmed that North Korea has become the first country to land a man on Saturn.

And I always thought that Saturn was a gas planet. Stupid me.

LOL
http://mic.com/articles/80001/did-north ... full-story

Did North Korea Really Claim to Land a Man On the Sun? Here's the Full Story.

The news: OK, if you're a fan of the alternately horrifying and fascinating news emanating out of North Korea's squalid dictatorship, you might have heard the latest propaganda seemingly emanating from the Hermit Kingdom: They've finally achieved their national dream of landing a man on the sun.

According to Reddit and Tweaktown, the Korea Central News Agency said the following during a live news broadcast, naming 17-year-old Hung Il Gong as the astronaut:

"We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening."

Hung took just four hours to get to the sun and will only take 18 to return, making this a day trip. When he gets back to North Korea, he will be greeted by his uncle and supreme leader, Kim Jong-un.

Then Hung will be fed to a pack of starving, rabid dogs while Kim laughs and claps, before Dennis Rodman slam dunks his decapitated head through a hoop made of bones.

Oh, sorry, we made that last part up. The rest of the story was also an obvious lie from someone else ...