How Big is Your Dick?

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Bongmab69 wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 4:11 pm By the way Rozzie, how big is your pussy ???
I have four of them, which one do you want details about?
Oprah Winfurry is my oldest, but funnily enough, my smallest pussy.
The youngest one, Loopy, is growing quite well but the biggest pussy I have is Kenny Roargers, who is just slightly bigger than his sister, Dolly Purrton.

Thanks for caring about my critters!
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rozzieoz wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 8:12 am
Tootsfriend wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:34 am

I dont want to start a new topic or change the subject, so rozz can you change the title of your subject to '' How big is your dick and asshole '' [ and other things of interest ].
I already know how big the assholes are on this group, but thanks.
And yet I get the feeling you enjoy the attention.
Oh, you protest and make the right noises, but you constantly post details and information that mean your private life is far from that.... private.
Then there's the statement you made about the comments men (or was it people in general?) make towards you that you felt were on far too intimate terms. Yet, still I feel you actually enjoy that attention as well.

If you are not exaggerating the facts, and it is indeed "all men" then it is more than likely not the men who are the problem but you. Or, maybe when you said "all men" you just meant "the men I tend to associate with" in which case it is situational and if you change the situation / circumstances of the meet then the outcome would be more to your liking.

How often have we heard people say such things as...

"Oh I don't go up town on a Saturday night.... everyone wants to fight!"
and you have been going up town every saturday night for 3 years with not a whiff of trouble.

Or the guy who moves 5 times because the "neighbors were dicks" ?
Yeah... It wasn't the neighbors mate! it was you! You were the instigator to the problem.

edit to add this article from Psychology Today

Understanding Attention Seeking and Confrontation
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Triggered!
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Ira please show me where I said I have issues / problems / confrontations etc with all men because it's simply not true.

I have many really great, non-sexual and healthy friendships with guys, including two of my assistants and several members on this forum.
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rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 11:41 am The topic is about dick size.
let's just say that i often wear a gas pump outfit when invited at costumed parties.
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I tuck it in my ear, so i don't step on it.

Also, depends a lot about the tape meter's sourcing, differents results here and there, especially in asia...
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That probably explain the lack of precise answers.
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Good idea. Let’s talk size seeing as Roz wants us to talk about it in the mistaken belief we don’t want to or feel uncomfortable about it.
Mine is huge. I have women lined up just to touch it for good luck.

So now what? Pictures?
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Ghostwriter wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:06 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 11:41 am The topic is about dick size.
let's just say that i often wear a gas pump outfit when invited at costumed parties.
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I tuck it in my ear, so i don't step on it.

Also, depends a lot about the tape meter's sourcing, differents results here and there, especially in asia...
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That probably explain the lack of precise answers.
Im not sure which (if any) of the 2 tape measures is correct, but I’ve got my doubts about the one at the top, it would appear to be one of those ‘metric inches’ jobs, where each inch is divided into tenths, rather than the usual quarters and sixteenths of an inch.
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Chad Sexington wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 2:15 am Im not sure which (if any) of the 2 tape measures is correct, but I’ve got my doubts about the one at the top, it would appear to be one of those ‘metric inches’ jobs, where each inch is divided into tenths, rather than the usual quarters and sixteenths of an inch.
Well let's switch to visual check : are we wetting our pubes when pissing ?
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mannanman wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:15 pm Good idea. Let’s talk size seeing as Roz wants us to talk about it in the mistaken belief we don’t want to or feel uncomfortable about it.
Mine is huge. I have women lined up just to touch it for good luck.

So now what? Pictures?
Eeew no thanks. No pics required.
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rozzieoz wrote: Wed Mar 02, 2022 8:19 am
mannanman wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:15 pm Good idea. Let’s talk size seeing as Roz wants us to talk about it in the mistaken belief we don’t want to or feel uncomfortable about it.
Mine is huge. I have women lined up just to touch it for good luck.

So now what? Pictures?
Eeew no thanks. No pics required.
You’re completely oblivious to sarcasm and irony.
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