How Big is Your Dick?

If you have something so weird, strange or off-topic to post and think it doesn't belong in any other forum; you're probably right. Please put all your gormless, half-baked, inane, glaikit ideas in here. This might also be a place where we throw threads that appear elsewhere that don't belong ANYWHERE end up, instead of having to flush them. FORUM RULES STILL APPLY.
User avatar
rozzieoz
Expatriate
Posts: 4862
Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:51 pm
Reputation: 2590
Australia

Re: How Big is Your Dick?

Post by rozzieoz »

Chad Sexington wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 4:53 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 2:49 pm Eeew no thanks, no photos for me.

BUT I do want to give everyone the sense of absolute delight that comes from having your private bits discussed openly. It's not awkward or embarrassing at all. :)
I believe it was Angelina Jolie’s breasts that were being discussed, before you yourself brought your own into the conversation.
Her breasts should never have entered the conversation, that is my point. Men feel it's quite okay to discuss every part of a woman's anatomy but god forbid we discuss yours.
Double standard.
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
Chad Sexington
Expatriate
Posts: 1054
Joined: Thu Jul 11, 2019 3:43 pm
Reputation: 1343
Great Britain

Re: How Big is Your Dick?

Post by Chad Sexington »

rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 8:37 pm
Chad Sexington wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 4:53 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 2:49 pm Eeew no thanks, no photos for me.

BUT I do want to give everyone the sense of absolute delight that comes from having your private bits discussed openly. It's not awkward or embarrassing at all. :)
I believe it was Angelina Jolie’s breasts that were being discussed, before you yourself brought your own into the conversation.
Her breasts should never have entered the conversation, that is my point. Men feel it's quite okay to discuss every part of a woman's anatomy but god forbid we discuss yours.
Double standard.
Some men, please don’t tar us all with the same brush.
User avatar
John Bingham
Expatriate
Posts: 13681
Joined: Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:26 pm
Reputation: 8896
Cambodia

Re: How Big is Your Dick?

Post by John Bingham »

violet wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 3:31 pm Quite - they compare them. They urinate together. They wank together.
I don’t think many men take kindly to a women snickering at it being teeny weeny though - not unless they are actually well endowed
Violet dear, I think you are great but you are not quite on the mark here. As a friend I feel I should explain a little. First and foremost we don't wank together, so forget that! Furthermore dicks don't exist at any fixed size. When urinating a dick will be in a flaccid state. so in those rows of urinals we generally look down and try to avoid urinating on our trousers and get the zip right while shaking off the last drops. Sometimes you might accidentally steal a glance but it's sort of gross and best avoided. Anyway, they are usually just small shriveled affairs unless you are in one of those Joe Orton like facilities. I did accidentally wander into some of them as an innocent teenager in London and left sharpish. Meanwhile if you go for a Christmas Day traditional swim in the North Atlantic Ocean you will often find that everything has just turned inside out and disappeared. So my earlier comment was going off a number I remembered from being about 16 or something. What's the correct way to measure a dick anyway, should it be measured from where it joins the abdomen at the top or from the crinkles of the nut sack? I need answers here. 8-)
Silence, exile, and cunning.
User avatar
John Bingham
Expatriate
Posts: 13681
Joined: Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:26 pm
Reputation: 8896
Cambodia

Re: How Big is Your Dick?

Post by John Bingham »

One more point I'd like to add is that most men I've ever known don't talk crudely about "conquests". Of course there is always a certain amount of general "bawdiness" but going into particular details has never been the done thing.
Silence, exile, and cunning.
User avatar
GMJS-CEO
Expatriate
Posts: 1235
Joined: Wed May 21, 2014 10:34 pm
Reputation: 810
United States of America

Re: How Big is Your Dick?

Post by GMJS-CEO »

My friends and I didn't start wanking together until we were in university. Usually, before we started drinking in the evening and every morning before classes started. The morning circle wank helped to not be distracted from our studies by too many erections throughout the day. I graduated with honors but not too many girlfriends.

If I partially impale the ruler into my pelvis I am above average penis size.
Bongmab69
Expatriate
Posts: 788
Joined: Sat Feb 15, 2020 11:40 pm
Reputation: 324
Belgium

Re: How Big is Your Dick?

Post by Bongmab69 »

rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 8:37 pm
Chad Sexington wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 4:53 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 2:49 pm Eeew no thanks, no photos for me.

BUT I do want to give everyone the sense of absolute delight that comes from having your private bits discussed openly. It's not awkward or embarrassing at all. :)
I believe it was Angelina Jolie’s breasts that were being discussed, before you yourself brought your own into the conversation.


Her breasts should never have entered the conversation, that is my point. Men feel it's quite okay to discuss every part of a woman's anatomy but god forbid we discuss yours.
Double standard.

HAHA, i am sure you are now on the balcony from Oscars, headbanging and line dancing, but not thinking at Angelina tits !!
Tootsfriend
Expatriate
Posts: 1181
Joined: Sun Nov 01, 2020 9:36 am
Reputation: 515
Australia

Re: How Big is Your Dick?

Post by Tootsfriend »

rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 8:37 pm
Chad Sexington wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 4:53 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 2:49 pm Eeew no thanks, no photos for me.

BUT I do want to give everyone the sense of absolute delight that comes from having your private bits discussed openly. It's not awkward or embarrassing at all. :)
I believe it was Angelina Jolie’s breasts that were being discussed, before you yourself brought your own into the conversation.
Her breasts should never have entered the conversation, that is my point. Men feel it's quite okay to discuss every part of a woman's anatomy but god forbid we discuss yours.
Double standard.
I dont want to start a new topic or change the subject, so rozz can you change the title of your subject to '' How big is your dick and asshole '' [ and other things of interest ].
mannanman
Expatriate
Posts: 1442
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2021 4:52 pm
Reputation: 536
Isle of Man

Re: How Big is Your Dick?

Post by mannanman »

GMJS-CEO wrote: Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:24 pm My friends and I didn't start wanking together until we were in university. Usually, before we started drinking in the evening and every morning before classes started. The morning circle wank helped to not be distracted from our studies by too many erections throughout the day. I graduated with honors but not too many girlfriends.

If I partially impale the ruler into my pelvis I am above average penis size.
Ahh. Soggy biscuit. Happy days.

Question: If you try to suck your own cock (tried as a teen. Failed) are you gay?
People of the world, spice up your life.
User avatar
ItWasntMe
Expatriate
Posts: 1314
Joined: Mon May 10, 2021 10:17 am
Reputation: 782
Ethiopia

Re: How Big is Your Dick?

Post by ItWasntMe »

Mine isn't very tall -- but it's thin :twisted:
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy beer
User avatar
rozzieoz
Expatriate
Posts: 4862
Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:51 pm
Reputation: 2590
Australia

Re: How Big is Your Dick?

Post by rozzieoz »

Tootsfriend wrote: Tue Mar 01, 2022 4:34 am

I dont want to start a new topic or change the subject, so rozz can you change the title of your subject to '' How big is your dick and asshole '' [ and other things of interest ].
I already know how big the assholes are on this group, but thanks.
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
Post Reply Previous topicNext topic
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 249 guests