God is against prohibition of cannabis

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God is against prohibition of cannabis

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For once I think God might be right.
Ok, this is not"scientifically proven", but I think he has a strong case here: :)

A US politician has said he wants to legalise cannabis – because God doesn't make mistakes.
David Simpson, a Republican member of the Texas House of Representatives, who is backed by the Tea Party, has introduced a bill calling for the decriminalisation of cannabis in America's second-largest state.

The bill, HB 2165, calls for marijuana offences to be repealed.

Simpson, who is backed by the Tea Party, believes the drug should be regulated in the same manner as coffee or other plants, such as tomatoes and jalapeños - and that his proposed legislation is inspired by his Christian faith.

"Current marijuana policies are not based on science or sound evidence, but rather misinformation and fear," Simpson told KETK in a statement.

"All that God created is good, including marijuana. God did not make a mistake when he made marijuana that the government needs to fix."

Cannabis remains illegal under US federal law. However, 23 states and the District of Columbia have already legalised medical marijuana, while the drug is now also legal for recreational use in Colorado, Alaska, Oregon and Washington state.

Last month, the new US Surgeon General, Dr Vivek Murthy, suggested that America's drug policy should be informed by science.

"We have some preliminary data that for certain medical conditions and symptoms, that marijuana can be helpful," he said.

And while Simpson drew on religion to support his argument, he also highlighted what he views as the health benefits of marijuana.

"Let's allow the plant to be utilized for good - helping people with seizures, treating warriors with PTSD, producing fibre and other products - or simply for beauty and enjoyment," he said.

"Government prohibition should be for violent actions that harm your neighbour — not of the possession, cultivation, and responsible use of plants."

However, it seems unlikely that the bill will be approved in its current form.

Gary Hale, a former intelligence chief in the Drug Intelligence Agency's Houston division and a drug policy scholar at the Baker Institute for Public Policy in Houston, told the Texas Chronicle: "A blanket decriminalization of marijuana and classification as a vegetable is not going to happen.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 87106.html
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Hey, if it gets the votes! :thumb:
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not all republicans are bad
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I love this part:
"Current marijuana policies are not based on science or sound evidence, but rather misinformation and fear," Simpson told KETK in a statement.

"All that God created is good, including marijuana. God did not make a mistake when he made marijuana that the government needs to fix."
:facepalm:

Glad to have the guy on the side of reform, but Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ, I wouldn't say he's basing his decision on science or sound evidence there.
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I wonder how he explains rattlesnakes.
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whats his stand on same sex marriage?
is god for or against
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vladimir wrote:I wonder how he explains rattlesnakes.
Rattlesnakes only bite homosexuals, that's a scientifically proven factoid.
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No wonder they have that rattle thing then, effeminate twats, 'straight' snakes obviously just bite without warning.

Relevant question: why don't spitting cobras just swallow?
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Some gods are even held responsible for cannabis growing . :bow:
(It was obviously either Shiva or the mouse...)
This is an old article, but LOL anyway.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... Shiva.html
A woman who said she grew cannabis to sacrifice to the Hindu god Shiva because the world was about to end has been cleared of intending to supply the drug.

Katarzyna Dryden-Chouen, 46, and her husband Clive, 60, had been accused of making £277,000 by dealing cannabis over a six year period.

Police alleged that almost £13,000 found in their home in Littledean, Gloucestershire, was also the proceeds of drug dealing.

But Mrs Dryden-Chouen, who is originally from Poland, insisted that apart from what she and her husband smoked, the cannabis was to be burnt as a religious sacrifice.

Mrs Dryden-Chouen, who claimed to have a talking pet mouse, said it would all have been offered to Shiva ahead of December 21 last year, when she believed the world would end.

She and her husband admitted growing the cannabis. Plants capable of yielding up to 2.9lb of the drug - worth about £6,000 - were found growing throughout their home, a former pub.

But they denied having the drug with intent to supply as well as money laundering charges and were found not guilty adter a three-week trial at Gloucester Crown Court.

The main evidence in the trial had been detailed diaries kept by Mrs Dryden-Chouen in which she appeared to note details of cannabis growing and selling.

But she told the jury the notes were a fiction, created in her imagination as she meditated for long periods at a time without eating.

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After almost five-and-a-half hours of deliberations, a jury found the couple not guilty of all outstanding charges.
Brilliant defense. :plus1:
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