Funny Shit I See on Facebook

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Re: Stupid Shit I See on Facebook

Post by General Mackevili » Fri May 30, 2014 1:20 pm

Joon wrote:Or "The bright side of Facebook"
Here's the bright side of Facebook.

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"Life is too important to take seriously."

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Re: Stupid Shit I See on Facebook

Post by Kung-fu Hillbilly » Fri May 30, 2014 1:43 pm

General Mackevili wrote:
Joon wrote:Or "The bright side of Facebook"
Here's the bright side of Facebook.

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Thanks, I just visualized a group of middle aged expats adopting this mantra each morning in front of their mirror. I laughed ....then I felt a little bit of sick in my mouth. And now....in my mind's eye, "it burns, it burns."
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Re: Stupid Shit I See on Facebook

Post by Milord » Fri May 30, 2014 1:51 pm

Plug your phone in, ... your gunna die.
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Re: Stupid Shit I See on Facebook

Post by Joon » Fri May 30, 2014 2:05 pm

You get a mine of information from a picture.

If this is a screenshot from General Mack's phone, we know that he doesn't sleep at 3.25am, that he may have retweeted things, uploaded some stuff on Dropbox and received or sent an e-mail (not using Gmail). Also, that his friends list on Facebook is worthy of being stalked.

We need to be your FB friends, G-Mack.
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Re: Stupid Shit I See on Facebook

Post by doktor_d » Fri May 30, 2014 2:22 pm

And that his battery is always empty.. :)
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Re: Stupid Shit I See on Facebook

Post by General Mackevili » Fri May 30, 2014 3:11 pm

Joon wrote:

If this is a screenshot from General Mack's phone, we know that he doesn't sleep at 3.25am, that he may have retweeted things, uploaded some stuff on Dropbox and received or sent an e-mail (not using Gmail). Also, that his friends list on Facebook is worthy of being stalked.

We need to be your FB friends, G-Mack.
:ROFL:

Someone reTweeted me (that's the notification), thank you, and I only use Gmail!

Things have been crazy this week! Up all sorts of strange hours!

Or that was a weekend and I was home early.
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Re: Stupid Shit I See on Facebook

Post by Joon » Fri May 30, 2014 3:32 pm

Oh shoot, yes, fail. That's Twitter notifications to you from other users and I mistook the Gmail notification icon with the standard Samsung's e-mail notification :D
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Re: Stupid Shit I See on Facebook

Post by StroppyChops » Fri May 30, 2014 10:03 pm

^ is that your apartment, man? Hook me up with your landlord? :)
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Re: Stupid Shit I See on Facebook

Post by EdinWigan » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:33 pm

I saw this and I did smile:

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Re: Funny Shit I See on Facebook

Post by General Mackevili » Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:41 pm

^ Biggest asshole ever!
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