Fuck it
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- Raven
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Re: Fuck it
^^ I sense Lord Playboy is bored.
Of course I could be wrong.
Pudding: the not very magical at all but still quite nice number
Not to be confused with the irrational number Pi, 3.141572, otherwise known as pudding, is a rational number. Not only can it be written as an exact fraction, \frac{pudding}{1}, but it is in fact quite possible to strike up an intelligent conversation with it. The following excerpt is from a discussion I recently had with pudding:
Me: How are you, Pudding?
Pudding: OK, I guess. My '5' is chafing, though - I think I need adjusting.
Me: What, like raising the '5' up a bit?
Pudding: Sort of - actually, the '7' needs to come out of the page and have its oil changed; it's been squeaking and rubbing for a while now.
Of course I could be wrong.
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- Lord Gayboy
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Re: Fuck it
I was waiting for the staff to bring me another tower of tiger.
Actively seeking Thai Ladyboys to sexually dominate me. Please inquire within.
- vladimir
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Re: Fuck it
One day I will buy you a Leffe bruin and you will never touch Tiger peer again.
Jesus loves you...Mexico is great, right?
- Garry.Crabtree
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Re: Fuck it
Isn't Leffe beer made in Holland?vladimir wrote:One day I will buy you a Leffe bruin and you will never touch Tiger peer again.
Brave man offering to buy Playboy a Dutch beer!
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
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