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Post by vladimir » Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:54 am

They would be doing more good in the provinces.
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Post by Duncan » Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:55 am

prahkeitouj wrote:Nothing is free in the world.

But, but, but,,,,,,,,,,,,, I thought all the advise and abuse I got on this forum was free.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
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Post by Duncan » Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:58 am

vladimir wrote:Your invoice is in the mail.

Pun tax is an additional 5%
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TOTAL: $256, 579 (US)

Please note that this account is overdue. Overdue accounts are charged at 15% interest per month.

Your cheque is in the mail.
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Post by Sraomcheung Ayng » Mon Jun 08, 2015 8:28 am

Welcome new students! Your lesson today is:
Kolob, signifying the first creation, nearest to the celestial, or the residence of God. First in government, the last pertaining to the measurement of time. The measurement according to celestial time, which celestial time signifies one day to a cubit. One day in Kolob is equal to a thousand years according to the measurement of this earth, which is called by the Egyptians Jah-oh-eh. Understand? Good! Now have some snacks!
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Post by prahkeitouj » Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:52 am

Duncan wrote:
prahkeitouj wrote:Nothing is free in the world.

But, but, but,,,,,,,,,,,,, I thought all the advise and abuse I got on this forum was free.
You got it free,but you spent your time. Is it free? :)
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Post by juansweetpotato » Mon Jun 08, 2015 11:56 am

General Mackevili wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:I met one of these guys in a print shop a couple of months ago.
I was wondering why your English had improved lately. :beer1:
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Post by General Mackevili » Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:00 pm

Duncan wrote:
prahkeitouj wrote:Nothing is free in the world.

But, but, but,,,,,,,,,,,,, I thought all the advise and abuse I got on this forum was free.
Please update the billing address we have on file.
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Post by vladimir » Mon Jun 08, 2015 12:22 pm

General Mackevili wrote:
Duncan wrote:
prahkeitouj wrote:Nothing is free in the world.
But, but, but,,,,,,,,,,,,, I thought all the advise and abuse I got on this forum was free.
Please update the billing address we have on file.
AND DON'T FORGET THE GODDAMNED LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :stir:
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Post by AE86 » Mon Jun 08, 2015 6:05 pm

I've actually studied with the mormons before in Japan at their English classes, but I already knew English at that point, so it was more because I had nothing else to do.

In general I found their lessons were separate from mormonism (the English ones), but once I started giving their lessons a try for the hell of it, they got really weird and clingy. Somewhat weirded me out and I stopped attending altogether. They kept showing up to my place at all times of the day when I'd tell them I wasn't interested, so finally I had to write a letter of complaint to their church leader to get them off my back.
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