Every Barang husband has had this conversation

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Every Barang husband has had this conversation

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Ok, I'll bite.

Several years ago, my wife was angry at me for reasons unknown. This went on for about 3 days. And, of course, I should have known the reason as obviously it was all my fault.
Anyway, on about day 3 she finally opened up and told me that I had a girlfriend.
Huh! How could I possibly have time for a girlfriend I said. I go to work, I come home for lunch, go back to work then come back home in the evening. Don't even go to a bar after work. So, the big question was "What makes you think I have a girlfriend?"
The answer was quite simple, 'The fortune teller at Wat Phnom told her that I have a girlfriend'!
After pointing out that I couldn't possibly have time for a girlfriend, I told her to go back to the fortune teller for an explanation.
The next day I came home from work and all was hunky-dory again. As if the previous 3 days didn't happen. She explained that she went back to the fortune teller and was told, "Oh, no he doesn't have a girlfriend. But somebody loves him."
[Fortune teller saves face yet again]. :facepalm:
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I hate that 3 day silence that happens so often and then as you said is forgotten about (by them) and it's back to like nothing happened.
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Username Taken wrote: The answer was quite simple, 'The fortune teller at Wat Phnom told her that I have a girlfriend'!
Those evil fuckers.
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General Mackevili wrote:
Username Taken wrote: The answer was quite simple, 'The fortune teller at Wat Phnom told her that I have a girlfriend'!
Those evil fuckers.
Maybe the fortune teller could see she would come back again and pay to have her fortune read again.

They can see the future after all.
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Maybe the moral of the story is 'to be careful when picking up girls at Wat Phnom, the fortune tellers may be watching'.

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apparently i was about to be rich and have 2 propoan.
1 black and one white.
prophecy failed on all counts.
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haha the perfect video for this thread lol
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IraHayes wrote:Image
Haha... I can't deny that Women think too much, especailly when you let her alone.
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Username Taken wrote:Maybe the moral of the story is 'to be careful when picking up girls at Wat Phnom, the fortune tellers may be watching'.

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Hahaaaa... Be careful ! Lolz
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