It was probably hot & tight compared to the local fm populace in Wigan - no wonder he was yelling "wow"................................. 'Drunk man tries to have sex with postbox in Stoke
A drunk man has been caught trying to have sex with a postbox in the middle of a shopping arcade.

Paul Bennett, 45, was spotted walking towards the postbox with his trousers down at Scholes Precinct in Stoke.

He then rubbed himself against the postbox while holding his hands in the air and shouting “wow”.

After completing the act he pulled his trousers up and started swinging on a lamppost.

An eye-witness called police and he was arrested.

Bennett, of Holborn Avenue, Stoke, pleaded guilty to two counts of indecent exposure and using threatening and abusive words with abusive behaviour at Stoke Magistrates Court.'
Drunk man tries to have sex with postbox in Wigan | Granada - ITV News

In his defense, that mailbox is much more attractive than the average British girl....and much less annoying.

why didn't he think of Flashlight lolzz.

Could it be that he lost his french envelope ?

This is not news - just an old custom in Stoke. On the nights of the full moon the male Stokians believe that mating with red letter-boxes will bring happiness and prosperity to their tribe.
Before consummating their ritual, they down large quantities of magic potion.

(I know that this is true because I saw it on Discovery channel.)

I await the headline 'drunken Aussie has sex with tuk tuk'

Confused at the mention of both Wigan and Stoke in the article. Clearly it happened in Stoke so is there a serial post box shagger on the loose or a copycat in Wigan, and has EdinWigan posted recently or has he been shopping in Stoke ! Or possibly rather than fly to Cambodia he was trying to post himself. We need to know, Ed are you out there ?

Yes, but he chose an ugly mailbox, the sod.

Should have tried for greater prestige by knobbing one of the gold Olympic postboxes. I think Wigan has one.