Drunken Brit Has Sex w/Mailbox

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Secret Squirrel wrote:I await the headline 'drunken Aussie has sex with tuk tuk'
Stay away from our tuktuks.
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StroppyChops wrote:
Secret Squirrel wrote:I await the headline 'drunken Aussie has sex with tuk tuk'
Stay away from our tuktuks.
There's clearly a gap in the market Stroppy, should you lose the faith. Is sex in a Tuk Tuk on the roads of PP the ultimate in unsafe sex.
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StroppyChops wrote:
Secret Squirrel wrote:I await the headline 'drunken Aussie has sex with tuk tuk'
Stay away from our tuktuks.
According to Discovery Channel, (which is 100% facts), Australian men prefer Holdens. :popcorn:
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I bet the poor postman, making his daily rounds, and having to reach into that mailbox to pick up the previously deposited letters, felt a rather unpleasant, damp, and sticky substance upon the envelopes.
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Soi Dog wrote:I bet the poor postman, making his daily rounds, and having to reach into that mailbox to pick up the previously deposited letters, felt a rather unpleasant, damp, and sticky substance upon the envelopes.
I've just noticed we don't have that puking smiley the other forum have. Health and Safety will be on the case, rubber gloves for all postmen, or is it postpersons these days.
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One can only hope the mailbox paramour was wearing the Scroguard at the time. You never know where that mailslot has been.

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General Mackevili wrote:It probably had a tramp stamp.
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Gives a whole new meaning to "Going Postal." (Americans will understand.)
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Malebox.
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