Does this happen to you?

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Does this happen to you?

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In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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Nope but I know it's not Cambodia related..hence moved from General Chatter>Asinine Arena :hattip:
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Trying to get a leg into or out of my underwear is where the universe starts its hilarity each day with me.
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I do believe you need either

a gentleman’s gentleman-
(Not quite Jeeves&Wooster, but certainly not Dirk Bogarde The servant.)

Or

a pleasant geisha to dress you in the morning.

In either case, you could maintain a level of dignity as you reach for a medicinal Gin and Tonic.


PS. Sometimes it’s not the bending over, but the getting back up where it all goes horribly wrong.
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By choosing to live in Cambodia you can do away with these two dreaded problems
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