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Re: Deport me

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Have you tried online teaching? The rates are not that high, but enough to live on in Cambodia.
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I was resistant at first to repatriate.
My son is buried here.
The only family I have left is here.
They are dirt poor, and after 7 years of helping them, tens of thousands of dollars, they needed to move on. Without me if you get what I'm saying.

I was hoping it would work out.
It didn't.

I wish I went when I could have.
I didn't.

I planned on working here.
I planned on living here until my death.
I didn't think it would come this way though.

My family is all gone.
It's just me now.
Me and the birds and squirrels.
So far I've been able to avoid the snakes.
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Online no longer possible.
Electronics gone.

Water won't be possible after tomorrow.
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TheImplication wrote: Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:34 pm This is really easy, why make it so hard? You get a free flight home from the US embassy, they’ll just lock your (lost) passport until you pay it back. The only issue is getting to PP, which you sound like you are finding every reason not to go.
When he's down to his literal last dollar I'd say that's a pretty good reason for not being on the way to PP now.
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abcdeteacherKOW wrote: Tue Mar 14, 2023 3:33 pm

I have emailed immigration and I am awaiting response.


What should I expect?
Nothing.

Go there, or call, or maybe Facebook. Hardly any government department here uses e-mail in an efficient way. Consider your message lost and start again.

But my first call would be the embassy, because without a travel document you can't leave / be deported.
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My hope was that they could facilitate transportation to pp.

Maybe even get 2000R for water.

It's a high expectation I realize.
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abcdeteacherKOW wrote: Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:50 pm My hope was that they could facilitate transportation to pp.

Maybe even get 2000R for water.

It's a high expectation I realize.
Pawn ur phone and get ur ass to your embassy. :whip:
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Yeah. Not making excuses...

But, phone is junk and worthless.
If I did get ten bucks for it and bought a night bus ticket I'd be in pp for days without food or water and on the street.

Monks have rice I've heard although I don't know for sure.

Phone isn't worth 5 bucks.

Years on it.
Battery smoked.
Screen broke.
Cheap to begin with.


No cavalry comng.
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If you think your life sucks...
Try living a month on this daily budget:
500R small bread
2000R water
Hammock in the jungle.
No family.
No friends.
No home anywhere on earth.

Best case is getting deported to sub zero winter wonderland with nothing but shorts and tees. Nowhere to go after hitting the airport.

I can say, if a cobra bits me tonight on the walk out, I'll lay there and let nature take it's course.

Sad but true.

Appreciate what you all have in life.
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abcdeteacherKOW wrote: Tue Mar 14, 2023 4:56 pm Yeah. Not making excuses...

But, phone is junk and worthless.
If I did get ten bucks for it and bought a night bus ticket I'd be in pp for days without food or water and on the street.

Monks have rice I've heard although I don't know for sure.

Phone isn't worth 5 bucks.

Years on it.
Battery smoked.
Screen broke.
Cheap to begin with.


No cavalry comng.
Well keep your phone, if it works I can Wing you some money. PM me your number.
Silence, exile, and cunning.
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