Dedicated to Vlad

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Re: Dedicated to Vlad

Post by flying chicken » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:21 am

Garry.Crabtree wrote:
Joon wrote:I think I want a "pun-off" between vlad and crabtree on particular themes thrown in this thread.
I'm up for it, but I'm useless at competitions. I once entered an erection contest but lost as I only got through to the semis.
Awww man, hate to have a Simon Cowell as a judge.
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Re: Dedicated to Vlad

Post by takeoman » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:12 am

Oh to be in Phnom Penh,now that Vlad is there.
Sit at his feet, and meet his steely stare.
Learn grammar,punctuation,how to pun with flair.
But yet, when all is done, it's just hot air. :beer3:
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Re: Dedicated to Vlad

Post by Garry.Crabtree » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:25 am

flying chicken wrote:
Garry.Crabtree wrote:
Joon wrote:I think I want a "pun-off" between vlad and crabtree on particular themes thrown in this thread.
I'm up for it, but I'm useless at competitions. I once entered an erection contest but lost as I only got through to the semis.
Awww man, hate to have a Simon Cowell as a judge.
At last, I have been waiting for a thread to mention Simon Cowell, I have hundreds of jokes about that tosser.

No.1
Is Simon Cowell an utter cunt?
Well it's a yes for me
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
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Re: Dedicated to Vlad

Post by flying chicken » Fri Jun 20, 2014 12:04 pm

No. 2

Did Simon hit on Cherl Cole?

Answer: he didnt, they were just on a business trip.
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Re: Dedicated to Vlad

Post by Garry.Crabtree » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:33 pm

No3

"Hey Simon, can I have my trousers back now", says the Jolly Green Giant.
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
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Re: Dedicated to Vlad

Post by flying chicken » Fri Jun 20, 2014 4:49 pm

Garry.Crabtree wrote:No3

"Hey Simon, can I have my trousers back now", says the Jolly Green Giant.
No 4.

Why did Gary crap on a tree

Because Simon said so.
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Re: Dedicated to Vlad

Post by Joker Poker » Sun Jun 22, 2014 6:23 pm

Garry.Crabtree wrote:
Joon wrote:I think I want a "pun-off" between vlad and crabtree on particular themes thrown in this thread.
I'm up for it, but I'm useless at competitions. I once entered an erection contest but lost as I only got through to the semis.
Me too, I fainted, not enough blood for both of us.
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