CEO, you must be %@$#*&! shitting me!!!!!

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Re: CEO, you must be %@$#*&! shitting me!!!!!

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vladimir wrote:CEO posters, an endangered species

AM might be the only surviving one soon, pity.
Hope not. I don't come here to play with myself. :shock:
(And just as well.)

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its simple;
the owners dont care,
the forum runs on auto
little income from ads ( if any)
if they want better / faster loads it cost $$$
and its obvious they do not ( nor do i blame them) want to spend more $$
sooo
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The IT guy is well aware of the problem and is currently working on a server / software upgrade plan.

Odd thing is that I am not facing the issues that y'all are on about. Don't know why.
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It runs faster for Oceanians because we feel sympathy for them.

Just look at their politicians.
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Username Taken wrote:The IT guy is well aware of the problem and is currently working on a server / software upgrade plan.

Odd thing is that I am not facing the issues that y'all are on about. Don't know why.
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Post by Jerry Atrick »

Yeah, this site sucks in terms of reliability.

I reckon 50/60% of my postings get abandoned as the page just hangs forever.

Same with reading content, site hangs for 20 seconds and my attention span has gone and I've opened two threads on 440.

It's been the same since day one, no improvement at all.
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phuketrichard wrote:its simple;
the owners dont care,
the forum runs on auto
little income from ads ( if any)
if they want better / faster loads it cost $$$
and its obvious they do not ( nor do i blame them) want to spend more $$
sooo
This is incorrect. We do care and believe it or not we are not that money oriented. It doesn't cost us anything besides my time to address these problems. Unfortunately, my time is very limited but this does not mean that the site is being neglected.

As UT says, we will be moving to a new server. The problem with moving is that the current configuration doesn't allow it. The previous sysadmin doesn't remember where he limited certain things and it does take time and energy to untangle it.

Since taking over I have spent at least 5 hours per week on stabilizing things. If we compare today with a month ago the site is performing at least 100% faster.

Nevertheless this is not a matter of money or priorities. It's a matter of having the time to find what the previous admin has forgotten.

I have tuned some things this morning. Let me know if it improves or worsens. If it doesn't improve I'll spend a night on it.
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UnluckyBurger wrote:
phuketrichard wrote:its simple;
the owners dont care,
the forum runs on auto
little income from ads ( if any)
if they want better / faster loads it cost $$$
and its obvious they do not ( nor do i blame them) want to spend more $$
sooo
This is incorrect. We do care and believe it or not we are not that money oriented. It doesn't cost us anything besides my time to address these problems. Unfortunately, my time is very limited but this does not mean that the site is being neglected.

As UT says, we will be moving to a new server. The problem with moving is that the current configuration doesn't allow it. The previous sysadmin doesn't remember where he limited certain things and it does take time and energy to untangle it.

Since taking over I have spent at least 5 hours per week on stabilizing things. If we compare today with a month ago the site is performing at least 100% faster.

Nevertheless this is not a matter of money or priorities. It's a matter of having the time to find what the previous admin has forgotten.

I have tuned some things this morning. Let me know if it improves or worsens.


If it doesn't improve I'll spend a night on it.[/quote]

A night on '' it '' will just give you a hangover and there will be no improvement.
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Rubbish!!!

Hangovers start after you stop drinking.
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10 burgers a day keeps the hangover away.
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