Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Guy in Bar: See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Jamie_Lambo wrote:Out of the few videos id seen i didnt really want to (tried not to) judge him too much, but after seeing this video, i think its really disrespectful and insulting to a lot of people i really dont know what the fuck hes doing in cambodia at all, absolute douche!

BOFH wrote:His home looks like a $5 guesthouse.

Good evening everybody this evening. Tonight I'm gonna be speaking to you about how I am my problem, I am my solution and I have a pretty good feeling that you are your problem and you are your best solution as well. I had a pretty interesting upbringing. I'm from a small town in Virginia, in the US, very pretty area as you can see. Loads of nice history, very scenic. Grew up around a bunch of rednecks, white trash, foreigners, meth heads, fuck heads, uh, and the occasionally blue minded person that I became friends with. You know, as I, like, when I was a boy, I was weak. I was fat, I was, I couldn't be a real pushup, I couldn't stand up for myself. I had no game with the ladies, still don't, and uhm... Yeah, I was just a little bitch and I just got pushed around all the time and I used to let people beat me up and I just never had the courage to, uh, show them who I really was, uh, [mumble]. And uh, eventually I got to the point where I was experiencing so much isolation as a child, so much just hatred towards myself. I became obsessed with murder and violence and serial killers and all I wanted to do was fucking kill people and I even had a hitlist of people that I wanted to kill. And I just told this to my mother and I started seeing psychiatrists and eventually I was legally mandated to go to a mental institution when I was a boy. I had to go, the police had to take me, and it was one of the best experiences of my life. I met some of the most interesting and most rememberable fucking people I've ever met. I was room mates with self cutters, sexual beviants, rapists, hardcore gang members, drug addicts and straight up fucking nutcases.