Want a bit of radioactivity to spice up your sex life?

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Want a bit of radioactivity to spice up your sex life?

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Now you can with this wonderful, innovative product from ShenZhen Yek Technology Co LTD, a Chinese manufacturing company.

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They are selling a 10 pack of “radioactive” c-–k rings for $US15. The silicone ring is designed to be worn around the shaft of the penis and is advertised to help users “stay harder longer,” “stop premature ejaculation,” and “enjoy intense orgasm” by using negative ions.
Technology using negative ions has historically been linked to minerals that are natural sources of radiation like uranium and thorium.



[NB while the article refers to a Chinese product, the twitter pic shows 'Made in Korea'..go figure! :mrgreen:]

While other types of radioactive sex products have been advertised in the past, there is no evidence that actually proves radiation helps with erection. Most research warns against radiation if erectile function is concerned.

ShenZen Yek Technology Co LTD was not immediately available for comment.

Full story: https://www.businessinsider.com.au/radi ... ger-2020-2
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Re: Want a bit of radioactivity to spice up your sex life?

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Well looking on the bright side, you might end up with an extra two or three cocks, and if you're lucky one might have an eyeball at the tip. :?
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or your kids could have an extra head or two, unless it sterilises you first
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SSHHHhhh...!!

We figure it's a good time to move people from eating wild animals to get their hard ons
to other wacko ways. So we came up with this.

Who gives a flying flock is some former tiger's penis eater's dick falls off?
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Some theme music..

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I was told that wearing a donut can also spice up your sex life,,,,, if she likes donuts.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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