If you have something so weird, strange or off-topic to post and think it doesn't belong in any other forum; you're probably right. Please put all your gormless, half-baked, inane, glaikit ideas in here. This might also be a place where we throw threads that appear elsewhere that don't belong ANYWHERE end up, instead of having to flush them. FORUM RULES STILL APPLY.
LOL! You won't be surprised to hear I had the "Thompson Chain Reference with the big red letters"...
Here's a classic from youth group days called Fat Baby by Amy Grant, lyrics are about immature Christians. These are normally the religious ones among us. Apologies for the '70s vibe.
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!