Australian police have revealed an insight into the life of a stoner -- or habitual marijuana smoker -- by publishing a 10-point 'to-do' list found during a raid in Perth.

Murdoch police tweeted a photo of the list, removing any identifying material, on April 30 which mentioned 10 'Things to do Saturday'.

Number one was 'Get up, get ready', but after mentioning catching a bus, and going shopping, number 10 read 'Chop up and get stoned'.

Number 5 was 'Go get lunch (chips and gravy)', 8 was a reminder to 'dye hair' and 9 mentioned getting "a stick" -- a reference to small amount of cannabis in aluminium foil.

"Are ur Saturdays hectic like this?" tweeted the police, a post which was retweeted hundreds of times.

Western Australia's Murdoch police later confirmed on Twitter that the to-do list was authentic, and found while investigating a suspected burglary.

In response to comments police posted: "I don't think any of us here could make it up if we tried! #nosenseofhumour."

But not everyone found the post humourous, questioning why the police thought they could publish the list on a public forum.

"The humour was why it was posted, we thought it was funny and did not disclose any identities," police replied.

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Hectic schedule.

Just another Saturday !
Frankly, I was never as organized as that when I was younger (stupider).
It would be more like:
1/ get up and have a bong
2/ go back to bed
3/ call friends or they call you
4/make hash cookies
5/ eat them
6/decide to do something
7/ forget what you decided to do
8/ go somewhere
9/ forget where you are and what you are supposed to be doing
10/get trashed
11/ spend a long time finding your way home
12/crash
12/ Wake up and repeat

Anchor Moy wrote:12/ Wake up and eat the pillow

FTFY

StroppyChops wrote:

Anchor Moy wrote:12/ Wake up and smoke the pillow

FTFY

FTFY

Anchor Moy wrote:

StroppyChops wrote:

Anchor Moy wrote:12/ Wake up and smoke the pillow

FTFY

FTFY

Yield.

Had a friend who had sustained a head injury and from that point on, had a memory span of 3 minutes, although he could remember everything prior to the injury. He had to write everything down in order to perform the most basic of tasks, and his walls were covered with notes to remind him. A text book case actually.
I felt there may have been similarities between my friend and the case in Australia. Either way, the police were just being 'tards and essentially ridiculing him for his shortcomings.