No No's Around the world

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In NZ, when a Kiwi asks you what you think of their country, do NOT say that you prefer Australia.
In Australia, I'm not sure if they care what you think, since they are sure that they live in Godzone.
In either country, you must be enthusiastic about cricket or you will be treated as a bit dim, and you will be pitied for your lack of culture.
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Do NOT remind the Kiwis about their crying about the drinking water when SA spanked them.
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I'm sorry who sent South Africa out of this years cricket World Cup?
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Cricket is for tea-drinking poofters.

We're talking rugby here.

It's a man's game, like body-building

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Oh rugby, who are the world champions and #1 ranked team in the world?
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Oh yeah, I forgot about Australia. :lol:
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Don't insult the King of Thailand. You could get 25 years jail.
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asi ... 59158.html

Normally, as a foreigner, I wouldn't think of insulting the monarchy in a country I was visiting, but the Thai regime is fanatic about this, and has no sense of humour, so no jokes allowed either. :roll: LOS at it's best.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/f ... rsity-play
Patiwat Saraiyaem, 23, and Porntip Mankong, 26, were sentenced after admitting defamation after their arrest last August, nearly a year after The Wolf Bride, a satire set in a fictional kingdom, was performed at Bangkok’s Thammasat University.

The pair were originally sentenced to five years in prison each but the term was reduced to two years and six months due to their confessions, said a judge at Ratchada Criminal Court in Bangkok.

“The court considers their role in the play caused serious damage to the monarchy and sees no reason to suspend their sentences,” he said.
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Normally, as a foreigner, I wouldn't think of insulting the monarchy in a country I was visiting,
Sorry, BS correction. Nothing better than a good laugh at the expense the British royal family. :ROFL2:
Fortunately the Brits have a sense of humour.
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Anchor Moy wrote:

Normally, as a foreigner, I wouldn't think of insulting the monarchy in a country I was visiting,
Sorry, BS correction. Nothing better than a good laugh at the expense the British royal family. :ROFL2:
Fortunately the Brits have a sense of humour.
Supposedly, this is one of the excuses they used for not allowing me to return to Thailand.
Should have saved myself all the time, money and headache and move to Cambodia in the first place.

One does not simply walk into Mordor and one does not even remotely suggest the thai king might, maybe, perhaps be infallible. :whip:
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And never ask what happened to his brother...
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