Arabian Butt Implants

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Arabian Butt Implants

Post by Brody » Thu Dec 26, 2019 10:57 am

Arabian Butt Implants.
Much cheaper and can perform whilst cooking the family dinner.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=s3lGQ_1577228188
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Re: Arabian Butt Implants

Post by pczz » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:53 am

Gross
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Re: Arabian Butt Implants

Post by Anchor Moy » Sun Dec 29, 2019 7:08 pm

Go USA. :mrgreen: Sort of the same subject (gross), so I'll stick it here:

What Did We Get Stuck in Our Rectums Last Year?
America continues to lead—and to innovate.
by Barry Petchesky
Dec 25 2019, 10:30pm

We Americans as a people are extremely good at shoving things inside ourselves. We are slightly less good at getting them back out without the aid of trained medical personnel.

For a decade I've been chronicling our country's cavity misadventures, and I've learned several things. First is that it's dangerous to be horny. (The sheer number of sex toys removed in emergency rooms is too high to include on this list, for the most part.) Second is that men are far, far stupider than women when it comes to estimating what will fit and what will be retrievable. This is obvious, but it's nice to have the data to back it up. Third is that the human body is a wondrous thing, but the human imagination is even stronger.

All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, and all descriptions are verbatim.

RECTUM

“PATIENT STATES HE STATES SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND LANDED ON A METAL AIR FRESHENER CAN AND IT WENT INTO RECTUM”
FOLDING KNIFE
PLASTIC TOY, “ABOUT 6 INCHES LONG”
TOOTHPICK
TOOTHBRUSH
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
PLUNGER HANDLE
MATTRESS FOAM
TWO RAZOR BLADES
TWO SMALL VIBRATORS
TURKEY BASTER
CONDOM WRAPPER
COAT HANGER, “PATIENT UNSURE HOW IT GOT THERE”
GARDEN HOSE CAP
CIGARETTE LIGHTER
TOY HOCKEY STICK
WATER GUN
BAG OF HEROIN
COINS
EGG TIMER
SMALL SHAMPOO BOTTLE
LARGE SHAMPOO BOTTLE
LIGHT BULB
APPLE SAUCE CAN
“ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DILDO LODGED IN RECTUM & CUT THE END OF THE DILDO OFF”
“STUCK A 4 INCH BUTT PLUG UP RECTUM YESTERDAY, HANDLE BROKE. HE CONTINUED TO PUSH THE TOY IN”
“WAS USING PROSTATE MASSAGER & IT GOT 'SUCKED IN'”'
CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/v74m ... -last-year

My vote - A special mention for the can of air freshener, (stinky bum syndrome ? ) and a close second for the coat-hanger. ;)
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Re: Arabian Butt Implants

Post by clutchcargo » Sun Dec 29, 2019 8:26 pm

Brave posting that :mrgreen:

Bag of heroin was no surprise on that list sadly imo
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