Animals that are the most likely to kill you.

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Username Taken wrote:Barefooted in a cowshed? But what about all the sh**, er, manure?
Every farm kid knows cow shit is just old grass and it makes thing grow. Didn't do me no harm. As a kid, fresh cow shit was nice and warm to stand in on a cold winters morning.
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Duncan wrote:
Advocatus Diaboli wrote:Cows ? I don't agree. I grew up with cows - most pleasant, charming animals. Perfectly harmless.

Obviously, as a school kid you never milked cows in a cowshed, while barefooted , and had one stand on your toes.
Agreed. I have a healthy respect for cows and water buffaloes. They can, and do, kill people.

And nothing like the feel of cow shit between your toes.
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I once ended up on a road in Natal next to a farm in the middle of summer.

I had no water, and there was a field next to the road with a bull in it...and...a windmill with a small water tank.

The bull was on the far side of the field, and the trough was in the middle.

It was very close, luckily I was good at hurdles at school, saved by the fence.

I think more men get killed by cows, but not the bovine sort.
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vladimir wrote:I once ended up on a road in Natal next to a farm in the middle of summer.

I had no water, and there was a field next to the road with a bull in it...and...a windmill with a small water tank.

The bull was on the far side of the field, and the trough was in the middle.

It was very close, luckily I was good at hurdles at school, saved by the fence.

I think more men get killed by cows, but not the bovine sort.
That story sounds like there is a lot of bull in it to me.
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Duncan wrote:
Advocatus Diaboli wrote:Cows ? I don't agree. I grew up with cows - most pleasant, charming animals. Perfectly harmless.

Obviously, as a school kid you never milked cows in a cowshed, while barefooted , and had one stand on your toes.
Don't know where you come from, but where I come from cows know how to behave. :D

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I think it's the feminist ones which are really dangerous...
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Advocatus Diaboli wrote:
Duncan wrote:
Advocatus Diaboli wrote:Cows ? I don't agree. I grew up with cows - most pleasant, charming animals. Perfectly harmless.

Obviously, as a school kid you never milked cows in a cowshed, while barefooted , and had one stand on your toes.
Don't know where you come from, but where I come from cows know how to behave. :D

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Not if that is Switzerland:

http://www.thelocal.ch/20120725/cows-at ... ine-meadow

Or Austria:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/j ... in-austria

Or Germany:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/2 ... 80348.html
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vladimir wrote:I think it's the feminist ones which are really dangerous...
Talking about this one ?

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hanno wrote: Not if that is Switzerland:


Or Austria:


Or Germany:
On a long day Huffington Post writes a lot of bullshit.

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Duncan wrote:
Username Taken wrote:Barefooted in a cowshed? But what about all the sh**, er, manure?
Every farm kid knows cow shit is just old grass and it makes thing grow. Didn't do me no harm. As a kid, fresh cow shit was nice and warm to stand in on a cold winters morning.
This. Also, a cow's urine stream on the outside of your wellies is nicely warming on a subzero morning...
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