Animals that are the most likely to kill you.
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Re: Animals that are the most likely to kill you.
Every farm kid knows cow shit is just old grass and it makes thing grow. Didn't do me no harm. As a kid, fresh cow shit was nice and warm to stand in on a cold winters morning.Username Taken wrote:Barefooted in a cowshed? But what about all the sh**, er, manure?
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: Animals that are the most likely to kill you.
Agreed. I have a healthy respect for cows and water buffaloes. They can, and do, kill people.Duncan wrote:Obviously, as a school kid you never milked cows in a cowshed, while barefooted , and had one stand on your toes.Advocatus Diaboli wrote:Cows ? I don't agree. I grew up with cows - most pleasant, charming animals. Perfectly harmless.
And nothing like the feel of cow shit between your toes.
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I once ended up on a road in Natal next to a farm in the middle of summer.
I had no water, and there was a field next to the road with a bull in it...and...a windmill with a small water tank.
The bull was on the far side of the field, and the trough was in the middle.
It was very close, luckily I was good at hurdles at school, saved by the fence.
I think more men get killed by cows, but not the bovine sort.
I had no water, and there was a field next to the road with a bull in it...and...a windmill with a small water tank.
The bull was on the far side of the field, and the trough was in the middle.
It was very close, luckily I was good at hurdles at school, saved by the fence.
I think more men get killed by cows, but not the bovine sort.
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That story sounds like there is a lot of bull in it to me.vladimir wrote:I once ended up on a road in Natal next to a farm in the middle of summer.
I had no water, and there was a field next to the road with a bull in it...and...a windmill with a small water tank.
The bull was on the far side of the field, and the trough was in the middle.
It was very close, luckily I was good at hurdles at school, saved by the fence.
I think more men get killed by cows, but not the bovine sort.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: Animals that are the most likely to kill you.
Don't know where you come from, but where I come from cows know how to behave.Duncan wrote:Obviously, as a school kid you never milked cows in a cowshed, while barefooted , and had one stand on your toes.Advocatus Diaboli wrote:Cows ? I don't agree. I grew up with cows - most pleasant, charming animals. Perfectly harmless.
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Re: Animals that are the most likely to kill you.
I think it's the feminist ones which are really dangerous...
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Re: Animals that are the most likely to kill you.
Not if that is Switzerland:Advocatus Diaboli wrote:Don't know where you come from, but where I come from cows know how to behave.Duncan wrote:Obviously, as a school kid you never milked cows in a cowshed, while barefooted , and had one stand on your toes.Advocatus Diaboli wrote:Cows ? I don't agree. I grew up with cows - most pleasant, charming animals. Perfectly harmless.
http://www.thelocal.ch/20120725/cows-at ... ine-meadow
Or Austria:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/j ... in-austria
Or Germany:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/2 ... 80348.html
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Re: Animals that are the most likely to kill you.
Talking about this one ?vladimir wrote:I think it's the feminist ones which are really dangerous...
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Re: Animals that are the most likely to kill you.
On a long day Huffington Post writes a lot of bullshit.hanno wrote: Not if that is Switzerland:
Or Austria:
Or Germany:
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Re: Animals that are the most likely to kill you.
This. Also, a cow's urine stream on the outside of your wellies is nicely warming on a subzero morning...Duncan wrote:Every farm kid knows cow shit is just old grass and it makes thing grow. Didn't do me no harm. As a kid, fresh cow shit was nice and warm to stand in on a cold winters morning.Username Taken wrote:Barefooted in a cowshed? But what about all the sh**, er, manure?
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