Oz and toilet paper

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Oz and toilet paper

Post by Clemen » Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:08 pm

Am I missing something? I've read a lot about the virus, I'd say I'm reasonably informed. Nowhere that I've seen does it say "make sure you panic buy bum roll!"
""It isn't the Thunderdome, it isn't Mad Max, we don't need to do that. Acting Inspector Andrew New said" guess he had to put it in an Aussie perspective.
"New South Wales Police have been called to a supermarket in Western Sydney after an argument broke out between two women over toilet paper."
Full, may God help us all : https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-03- ... r/12036218
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Re: Oz and toilet paper

Post by God » Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:22 pm

Clemen wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:08 pm
Am I missing something? I've read a lot about the virus, I'd say I'm reasonably informed. Nowhere that I've seen does it say "make sure you panic buy bum roll!"
""It isn't the Thunderdome, it isn't Mad Max, we don't need to do that. Acting Inspector Andrew New said" guess he had to put it in an Aussie perspective.
"New South Wales Police have been called to a supermarket in Western Sydney after an argument broke out between two women over toilet paper."
Full, may God help us all : https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-03- ... r/12036218

And you expect this help for free ?
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Re: Oz and toilet paper

Post by Yerg » Sun Mar 08, 2020 5:07 pm

Clemen wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 3:08 pm
Am I missing something? I've read a lot about the virus, I'd say I'm reasonably informed. Nowhere that I've seen does it say "make sure you panic buy bum roll!"
""It isn't the Thunderdome, it isn't Mad Max, we don't need to do that. Acting Inspector Andrew New said" guess he had to put it in an Aussie perspective.
"New South Wales Police have been called to a supermarket in Western Sydney after an argument broke out between two women over toilet paper."
Full, may God help us all : https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-03- ... r/12036218
It's not unique to Oz, matey. Toilet paper, tissues, canned food, pasta and pasta sauce shelves at my local supermarket in UK were empty yesterday. I too can not understand the stockpiling of bog roll, it's not like having the shits is one of the symptoms :facepalm:
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Re: Oz and toilet paper

Post by pczz » Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:38 pm

Its not stockpiling - they are all shitting themselves about the virus and using more bog roll!
Dont have this problem in countries with the humble bum gun :-)
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Re: Oz and toilet paper

Post by Duncan » Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:15 pm

pczz wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:38 pm
Its not stockpiling - they are all shitting themselves about the virus and using more bog roll!
Dont have this problem in countries with the humble bum gun :-)

Dont mention bum guns or there will be a lot of panic buying of them . Check your local hardware in OZ and UK and see if there are any left on the self.
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Re: Oz and toilet paper

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OK you guys gotta listen to this .. The way the dude narrates the video.. SO FUNNY
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Re: Oz and toilet paper

Post by hanno » Sun Mar 08, 2020 9:51 pm

The world is going mad. If I copped Corona, bog rolls would be my last worry. Folks watching too much Zombie Apocalypse. Mind you, those ladies look like they could dump a half ton.
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Re: Oz and toilet paper

Post by SternAAlbifrons » Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:01 pm

Be careful - the Australian strain highly infectious
https://www.northerndailyleader.com.au/ ... er-stoush/
"a Big W spokesperson said it was business as usual"

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Re: Oz and toilet paper

Post by Arget » Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:29 pm

It just confirms that many Australians are full of shit................
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Re: Oz and toilet paper

Post by Yerg » Mon Mar 09, 2020 2:13 am

pczz wrote:
Sun Mar 08, 2020 6:38 pm
Its not stockpiling - they are all shitting themselves about the virus and using more bog roll!
Dont have this problem in countries with the humble bum gun :-)
I did indeed mention to my parents that it would be cheaper to install a bum gun than it would be to stockpile shit-licks.
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