AMERICA should give ALASKA back to the RUSSIANS

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Re: AMERICA should give ALASKA back to the RUSSIANS

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SternAAlbifrons wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 5:41 pm So do the Russians. (even if they do get the rough end of the stick)

:-)
How very dare you
The stick with which Ivan and Ivanska beat themselves has been properly approved by the politburo. It’s a worthy stick, and all ends are equal, even if some be more equal than others.
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Freightdog wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 5:46 pm
SternAAlbifrons wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 5:41 pm So do the Russians. (even if they do get the rough end of the stick)

:-)
How very dare you
The stick with which Ivan and Ivanska beat themselves has been properly approved by the politburo. It’s a worthy stick, and all ends are equal, even if some be more equal than others.
Well they are are going to find out what a crock of Victorian table manners that all is when the Alaskan's turn back up on the doorstep.
They are not equal - or even anywhere near the same - as anything on this planet known to mankind.
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The State Department on Monday brushed off reports of Russian President Vladimir Putin ordering his government to look into the nation’s former “real estate” abroad, saying Alaska would be staying in American hands.

https://thehill.com/policy/internationa ... ka-russia/
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J. Visiting wrote:The State Department on Monday brushed off reports of Russian President Vladimir Putin ordering his government to look into the nation’s former “real estate” abroad, saying Alaska would be staying in American hands.

https://thehill.com/policy/internationa ... ka-russia/
Alaska is still has the same reasons for not being a part of the Russian Empire as when the Tsar sold it long ago.

Geographically, it’s far from the center of power, Moscow. Even further than Siberia. Russia’s strength is in its railroads, all the ones in Alaska are the wrong gauge and would need to be rebuilt. Massive amounts of Eastern Russians would have to be forcibly moved into Alaska to displace the natives and US Alaskans. Plus it’s surrounded by enemies - Canada and the US. It would need to be super fortified. Stalin was able to forcible relocate huge segments of the Eastern population through gulags and war necessity. Vladivostok is fortified because it’s the only warm water port in the East.

Putin would have a hard time doing any of these things.

For the US, Alaska is a state, an integral part of the US. Sewn as a star in the US Flag. Not a territory, but has seats in the Senate and the House of Representatives. NORAD has their stations there as well as the arctic nuclear force. And of course oil from Prudhoe bay.

Putin trying to rip it away would be as foolish as the US claiming St. Petersburg as American soil.

But he is most certainly welcome to try.
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Advocates for the "Third Rome" ironically sound like indoctrinated irredentists when they rail against Imperialism. Which department at the Kremlin writes and promulgates the lines that get regurgitated by the faithful on websites and chatboards under mass-produced accounts? Is it the Joy Division?
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Is Sarah Pallin included in the deal?
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The state department of the US might want to post here to ask how they should implement my order.

It is a shame to make the state department post in the assinine arena.
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J. Visiting wrote: Sun Jan 28, 2024 11:00 am The state department of the US might want to post here to ask how they should implement my order.

It is a shame to make the state department post in the assinine arena.
You are conversing with individuals, not a governmental department. To sweeten the deal, we'll throw in the creepy, lifeless, plastic ghoulbot, Melania Trump. Actually, you can take her for free. She's great with children.
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