Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

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Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby juansweetpotato » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:09 pm

After a brutal assault by Thai "men" has finally been caught on camera in an unmistakable light, I thought what would I do in the same position?

I mean, what's the best way to disable 6 tiny Asian runts armed with lumps of wood?
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby SinnSisamouth » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:18 pm

did they have wood?

unless you arre an mma fighter theres nothing you can do apart from;
run away
curl up in a ball and take a beating
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby kiwiincambodia » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:29 pm

My motto is, if you are ever in this situation where you know you are going to get your ass handed to you, always throw the first punch and make it count, so at least you can say you got 1 good punch in.
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby juansweetpotato » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:40 pm

kiwiincambodia wrote:My motto is, if you are ever in this situation where you know you are going to get your ass handed to you, always throw the first punch and make it count, so at least you can say you got 1 good punch in.
Yes, that son in the video had some weight and power on him, but he hasn't really got the intention. After all he's just showing off a bit to his mum and dad and not really looking for trouble. When he gets up off the ground and recovers a bit his intentions are more resolved, especially after seeing that the same guy has just punched his mum hard in the face.

Did you notice the Thai guy in his grip behind his mum? That guys fucks off real quick when he lets go. What a weasel. The thai guy is full of intent from the word go.

Hard punch to the throat, followed by another to the solar plexus. Rabbit punch to the ground. Whip out the collapsible :evil: night stick to get some more in before they take you down. Aim for the eyes, if they can't see nuffin they can't do nuffin. :ugeek:
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby Jamie_Lambo » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:46 pm

kiwiincambodia wrote:My motto is, if you are ever in this situation where you know you are going to get your ass handed to you, always throw the first punch and make it count, so at least you can say you got 1 good punch in.
yeah and make sure its the biggest one you go for :whip:


in the end of the day, if you cant fight it doesnt matter what you do, youre not going to win, and it doesnt really matter how crazy or wild you act, 6 vs. 1 armed with wood, they will still fancy their chances,

the only way you would put the guys off attacking you is by making as much noise as possible to draw as much attention to them as possible, if youre lucky you might get some passers by help, or at least get their phones out, which could put the attackers off,
if that doesnt work, i hope youre a good runner

theres many different factors depending on the location/time of day etc
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby Duncan » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:00 pm

I remember many years ago a German girl who backpacked through South America , was telling me the only time in her travels that she feared for her life was when she was attacked by two guys. She stabbed one of them in the eye with a pen , then again in the other eye, while the second guy helped his blinded mate get away.

She had it drummed into her by her father before she left , should you ever get into trouble, go for the eyes, go for the eyes, go for the eyes,
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby TheGrinchSR » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:08 pm

I don't fight nowadays but back in the good/bad old days; I found it was possible to fight a group (though not an armed one) - the trick is to go to full throttle uber-violence in the few seconds when they're trying to intimidate you into running (where they can and will catch you and attack you from behind). Find the biggest one and flatten them. While their tiny minds are processing the idea that you went on the attack and the guy they were relying on is on the floor... flatten another one. Normally, by this point they've had the wind taken out of their sails and they rapidly back the fuck off.

If they're armed? You're a dead man walking. The best you can hope for is a chair or bar stool or something similar to hand that you sweep hard in front of you to get them moving back... if your big stick is longer than their big stick... you might take a couple of them with you before you get the worst beating of your life.

It also doesn't matter what kind of training you have or how big you are... if they all bundle on you (armed or not) with intent; you're getting a kicking. It's only in the movies where a lone guy batters a dozen men. In real life, the guy loses his teeth if not his life...
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby SinnSisamouth » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:23 pm

its all very well deciding what you do now but in the heat of the moment itll all go to shit!

even worse if you are drunk
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby Jamie_Lambo » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:49 pm

TheGrinchSR wrote:
It also doesn't matter what kind of training you have or how big you are... if they all bundle on you (armed or not) with intent; you're getting a kicking. It's only in the movies where a lone guy batters a dozen men. In real life, the guy loses his teeth if not his life...
not all the time, 1 guy who knows how to fight can take on a number of people that dont, 1 guy who has the confidence in his ability to fight can fend off numerous people who "think" they can fight, heres a good video to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EB-VQhkrTs

in the heat of the moment people fight upon instinct, thats why people throw wild haymakers etc, a trained martial artist is trained to fight on instinct, its programmed in
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby shnoukieBRO » Thu Apr 28, 2016 2:45 pm

Jamie_Lambo wrote: a trained martial artist is trained to fight on instinct, its programmed in

Interesting point. I think it depends on a lot of factors, including physical strength and sheer anger/determination of the opponents. Personally i think the victim would have to be pretty well trained up in self defence/martial arts, to deal with 3 or more determined individuals. If they attacked at once i seriously doubt he would win, unless he was able to scare them away with his confidence and had real skill/ lightening speed reflexes.

If the attackers were very drunken, then of course that's a different story.
Duncan wrote:I remember many years ago a German girl who backpacked through South America , was telling me the only time in her travels that she feared for her life was when she was attacked by two guys. She stabbed one of them in the eye with a pen , then again in the other eye, while the second guy helped his blinded mate get away.

She had it drummed into her by her father before she left , should you ever get into trouble, go for the eyes, go for the eyes, go for the eyes,
Wow, did that girl tell you why she was attacked? did they just want to steal her money, or was it worse. I hope she didn't stab his eyes out over a bit of money?
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