Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby takeoman » Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:07 am

juansweetpotato wrote:
takeoman wrote:
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this is what we do lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ruyfbT6dEM
Hehe. That looks a bit like Duncan in his youth doesn't it?

Incidentally, when a Cambodian guy gives me one of those stares that they know is very rude to do in any culture but especially Cambodian culture even after I have told them so, the pencil stabbing video is what I'm thinking in return.

COME ON THEN YOU WANKER!!

I've already had my hand round a Tuk Tuk driver's throat in SNVL after he hit me for no reason. It felt good. Real good.

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Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating. :hattip:
You wish!

No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.

Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol

Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.

No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families. :hattip:
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby juansweetpotato » Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:14 am

takeoman wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:
takeoman wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
this is what we do lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ruyfbT6dEM
Hehe. That looks a bit like Duncan in his youth doesn't it?

Incidentally, when a Cambodian guy gives me one of those stares that they know is very rude to do in any culture but especially Cambodian culture even after I have told them so, the pencil stabbing video is what I'm thinking in return.

COME ON THEN YOU WANKER!!

I've already had my hand round a Tuk Tuk driver's throat in SNVL after he hit me for no reason. It felt good. Real good.

Fancy a pint anyone? ;)
Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating. :hattip:
You wish!

No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.

Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol

Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.

No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families. :hattip:
But yeah, your right of course. That's another reason I dislike Asia. It's like they still haven't grown up yet. Notice how old those guys look in that recent Thai video. they aren't 15 or 16 :facepalm:

Just giving people what they want. sex and violence. More acceptable to post the graphic violence though. :thumb:
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby SinnSisamouth » Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:21 am

i have actually talked my way out of a beating a few times often without me realising me and my mates were in trouble!

got my head stamped on and kicked,punched etc when i was about 19yo.they were all my age now (40's) and at least 6/7 plus the guy I was on top off!

ran off in the end and my "mate" did fuck all although I didn't really expect himnto do anything!

then not long after same thing happened and again got my head stamped on!
four guys in their 30's

each time i was just minding my own business,sort of
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby Jamie_Lambo » Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:47 am

takeoman wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:
takeoman wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
this is what we do lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ruyfbT6dEM
Hehe. That looks a bit like Duncan in his youth doesn't it?

Incidentally, when a Cambodian guy gives me one of those stares that they know is very rude to do in any culture but especially Cambodian culture even after I have told them so, the pencil stabbing video is what I'm thinking in return.

COME ON THEN YOU WANKER!!

I've already had my hand round a Tuk Tuk driver's throat in SNVL after he hit me for no reason. It felt good. Real good.

Fancy a pint anyone? ;)
Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating. :hattip:
You wish!

No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.

Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol

Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.

No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families. :hattip:
you know having a long lump of wood in a fight you are at a major disadvantage? im not sure how many fights you been in but having a big lump of wood in a fight isnt efficient at all,
to swing a long lump of wood at someone is slow and requires a lot of energy to swing, if i get up in your space then that lump of wood is absolutely useless and you only have 1 hand to fight back against my 2 fists theres no chance, if you want to get tooled up without using a blade, a piece of metal no longer than 2ft is what you want
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby juansweetpotato » Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:07 pm

Jamie_Lambo wrote:
takeoman wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:
takeoman wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:
Hehe. That looks a bit like Duncan in his youth doesn't it?

Incidentally, when a Cambodian guy gives me one of those stares that they know is very rude to do in any culture but especially Cambodian culture even after I have told them so, the pencil stabbing video is what I'm thinking in return.

COME ON THEN YOU WANKER!!

I've already had my hand round a Tuk Tuk driver's throat in SNVL after he hit me for no reason. It felt good. Real good.

Fancy a pint anyone? ;)
Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating. :hattip:
You wish!

No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.

Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol

Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.

No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families. :hattip:
you know having a long lump of wood in a fight you are at a major disadvantage? im not sure how many fights you been in but having a big lump of wood in a fight isnt efficient at all,
to swing a long lump of wood at someone is slow and requires a lot of energy to swing, if i get up in your space then that lump of wood is absolutely useless and you only have 1 hand to fight back against my 2 fists theres no chance, if you want to get tooled up without using a blade, a piece of metal no longer than 2ft is what you want
Amusingly, that's just what the locals use. A lot of tuk tuk drivers keep it in their tuk tuk's roofs; although, it maybe part of the roof strut. Not sure.
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby Duncan » Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:12 pm

Jamie_Lambo wrote:
takeoman wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:
takeoman wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:
Hehe. That looks a bit like Duncan in his youth doesn't it?

Incidentally, when a Cambodian guy gives me one of those stares that they know is very rude to do in any culture but especially Cambodian culture even after I have told them so, the pencil stabbing video is what I'm thinking in return.

COME ON THEN YOU WANKER!!

I've already had my hand round a Tuk Tuk driver's throat in SNVL after he hit me for no reason. It felt good. Real good.

Fancy a pint anyone? ;)
Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating. :hattip:
You wish!

No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.

Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol

Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.

No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families. :hattip:
you know having a long lump of wood in a fight you are at a major disadvantage? im not sure how many fights you been in but having a big lump of wood in a fight isnt efficient at all,
to swing a long lump of wood at someone is slow and requires a lot of energy to swing, if i get up in your space then that lump of wood is absolutely useless and you only have 1 hand to fight back against my 2 fists theres no chance, if you want to get tooled up without using a blade, a piece of metal no longer than 2ft is what you want
I would think that most people swinging a lump of wood , would be aiming for the upper torso or head, and the opponent could easily dodge it. I would aim for the kneecaps . It's hard for your opponent to move both legs [ knees ] at the same time.
Anyway, it will never happen to me as I am skilled in the ancient martial fighting art called running.
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby juansweetpotato » Fri Apr 29, 2016 12:17 pm

Duncan wrote:
Jamie_Lambo wrote:
takeoman wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:
takeoman wrote:
Juan, dear boy, you really need to stop watching those Steven Segal movies. If 6 Thais, even runts, come at you with lumps of wood you are in for one hell of a beating. :hattip:
You wish!

No one has stated the obvious yet, do what the locals do and get on the phone to one of your pals immediately, he will do the rest. Oh, shit! I just remembered I haven't got any pals. Pencils in the eyes it'll have to be then.

Both those times I was attacked on mass, the mass came off worse than me, although I did get sucker punched at the end of the other one which broke my nose. Just one hard punch. When someone you don't know calls your name in a fight, don't look up. lol

Still I broke 3 of theirs, so that ain't bad. All over a stupid girl of course.

No I don't wish violence on anyone. Your opponents aren't going to wait for you to make the phone call, and as their lumps of wood are much longer than your pencils you are probably going to be hitting the ground before you get a chance to do anything much. Once on the ground your fate will be much the same as this unfortunate families. :hattip:
you know having a long lump of wood in a fight you are at a major disadvantage? im not sure how many fights you been in but having a big lump of wood in a fight isnt efficient at all,
to swing a long lump of wood at someone is slow and requires a lot of energy to swing, if i get up in your space then that lump of wood is absolutely useless and you only have 1 hand to fight back against my 2 fists theres no chance, if you want to get tooled up without using a blade, a piece of metal no longer than 2ft is what you want
I would think that most people swinging a lump of wood , would be aiming for the upper torso or head, and the opponent could easily dodge it. I would aim for the kneecaps . It's hard for your opponent to move both legs [ knees ] at the same time.
Anyway, it will never happen to me as I am skilled in the ancient martial fighting art called running.
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby bolueeleh » Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:39 pm

Whip out a 10inch dildo, all will died laughing instead, best solution ever!
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts Armed With Fresh Fruit?

Postby juansweetpotato » Fri Apr 29, 2016 11:23 pm

bolueeleh wrote:Whip out a 10inch dildo, all will died laughing instead, best solution ever!
Or a banana

Just try it mate. I've warned you!

How to defend yourself if somebody comes at you with a piece of fresh fruit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90dnUbZMmM

Pineapple? Where? where?
Phew! I thought my number was up on that one.
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Re: Best Way to Disable 6 Asian Runts ?

Postby John Bingham » Sat Apr 30, 2016 1:57 am

bolueeleh wrote:Whip out a 10inch dildo, all will died laughing instead, best solution ever!


What if they don't find it particularly amusing though? Then what?

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