Cambodia - you make me laugh!

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Cambodia - you make me laugh!

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I've started this thread to share some of the things that make me laugh, feel free to join in.

Like tonight we were having dinner and there was a huge celebration a few tables away. At least 15 men having a blast. They are police. Today they caught someone who had stolen a mobile phone, so they were celebrating.
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rozzieoz wrote:I've started this thread to share some of the things that make me laugh, feel free to join in.

Like tonight we were having dinner and there was a huge celebration a few tables away. At least 15 men having a blast. They are police. Today they caught someone who had stolen a mobile phone, so they were celebrating.
Which one of the 15 was the thief.
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Lol!!!!
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Quote of the day
There is no law to determine whether to take off the clothes for the photo. We just do it. :shock:

A Kampong Thom police official, on the common police practice of photographing the recently arrested in states of undress
http://www.phnompenhpost.com/

Art, innit ?
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The CPP is an evil Vietnamese puppet government waiting to steal the souls of the extremely nice, but at the moment poor, Khmer.

Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the US, blame it on the Vietnamy.
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juansweetpotato wrote:The CPP is an evil Vietnamese puppet government waiting to steal the souls of the extremely nice, but at the moment poor, Khmer.
Yeah...I don't think you quite get the point of this particular thread.
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Rutiger wrote:
juansweetpotato wrote:The CPP is an evil Vietnamese puppet government waiting to steal the souls of the extremely nice, but at the moment poor, Khmer.
Yeah...I don't think you quite get the point of this particular thread.
Why's that? It's the biggest joke going round at the moment. It certainly makes me laugh.
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How it goes several days of 100 degrees F and 90% humidity. Must need a pool nearby on a constant basis. Keep cool.
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had the girlfriends moto fixed and there was a bolt missing so i pointed it out to the mechanic. he then undoes the one next to it and puts it in where i just pointed to!

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Classic! Best chuckle of the day so far.
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