I Thought I Was Fucked Up. Check Out This Lawyer

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I Thought I Was Fucked Up. Check Out This Lawyer

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No-one dares to cross Maria Cristerna, dubbed The Vampire Lady.
The 35-year-old who grew up in a deeply religious family is covered head-to-toe in tattoos, had dental work so she appeares to have fangs and has even had titanium horns inserted into her head.

People used to walk on the other side of the road when they saw her coming.

But the former lawyer turned video jockey has said she has always been different.

Miss Cristerna grew up and still lives in Guadalajara, Mexico, one of the most notorious ghetto neighbours in the country where violent gang culture is rife.

She also endured many years of domestic abuse.

But that has not stopped Miss Cristerna being the person she wants to be.

Despite her striking looks, the mother-of-four gives talks on domestic violence to women who have suffered the same ordeal as her in the city.

Her busy schedule also sees her travelling the world as a video jockey alongside her close pal and DJ partner on the decks Gis Sanchez.

A close friend said: 'In the early days local people and anyone from the community would cross the street when she passed, making cross gestures as if she was the devil or was possessed.

'People feared her immensely and were understandably intimidated by her presence.

'Many thought she was on drugs or crazy! But now they kiss her hand when they meet her.

'Many almost worship her and take her blessings like she is some kind of goddess with.....

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General Mackevili wrote:
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I like her canines......bite me baby, bite me. Could be a wise idea to hire her as a lawyer......the judge would be that intimidated that you will be automatically acquitted.
Und der Haifisch der hat Tränen
Und die laufen vom Gesicht
Doch der Haifisch lebt im Wasser
So die Tränen sieht man nicht

In der Tiefe ist es einsam
Und so manche Träne fliesst
Und so kommt es dass das Wasser
In den Meeren salzig ist
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I would totally choose her.
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mother of 4 eh?
4 what?
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Francis wrote:
General Mackevili wrote:
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I like her canines......bite me baby, bite me. Could be a wise idea to hire her as a lawyer......the judge would be that intimidated that you will be automatically acquitted.





really scared!
I think she must be a criminal lawyer.... :shock:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Holly shit! Imagine going to a party, dropping some acid and seeing her behind the decks.
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wot does she actually say in her domestic violence talks?

"be strong women and be yourself. just look at how well ive come out of it!"
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johntaylor wrote:
Francis wrote:
General Mackevili wrote:
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I like her canines......bite me baby, bite me. Could be a wise idea to hire her as a lawyer......the judge would be that intimidated that you will be automatically acquitted.





really scared!
I think she must be a criminal lawyer.... :shock:
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johntaylor wrote:
johntaylor wrote:
Francis wrote:
General Mackevili wrote:
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I like her canines......bite me baby, bite me. Could be a wise idea to hire her as a Sealing Criminal Record in Texas......the judge would be that intimidated that you will be automatically acquitted.





really scared!
I think she must be a criminal lawyer.... :shock:
Can we seal this type of criminal record?
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