Bricklayer, 37, snaps his penis in half after 'rigorous' sex session

CEOCambodiaNews · Post by **CEOCambodiaNews** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 1:01 pm

Bricklayer, 37, snaps his penis in half after 'rigorous' sex session

Be careful Jamie.

full-story....http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l-facebook

bolueeleh · Post by **bolueeleh** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 1:17 pm

it would be funnier if CEO holds the photo

boozyoldman · Post by **boozyoldman** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 9:19 pm

Look at the photo!

BAN STRONGBOW CIDER NOW! NOW! BEFORE MORE COCKS ARE SNAPPED IN HALF!!

Anchor Moy · Post by **Anchor Moy** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 10:37 pm

boozyoldman wrote: Look at the photo!

BAN STRONGBOW CIDER NOW! NOW! BEFORE MORE COCKS ARE SNAPPED IN HALF!!

No worries, JL will just explain to us that the cider was fine but the cider-cement mix was incorrect .

Love those DM photos though: Wot iz this ?

Post by **Username Taken** » Sun Oct 23, 2016 11:02 pm

I blame the girlfriend.

The Girlfriend wrote:'I feel a bit guilty as I think it was my thrusting backwards that was half the cause of it.'

CEOCambodiaNews · Post by **CEOCambodiaNews** » Mon Oct 24, 2016 9:37 am

Daily Mail never fail to bring its reader amazing news

Another article from DM about manhood

A Thai man was taken to hospital to have a sex toy removed with boltcutters after it got stuck on his penis.

full-story.....http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l-facebook

taabarang · Post by **taabarang** » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:02 am

He's given a new English meaning to the expression"going off half cocked."

timmydownawell · Post by **timmydownawell** » Mon Oct 24, 2016 2:53 pm

CEOCambodiaNews wrote:Daily Mail never fail to bring its reader amazing news

Another article from DM about manhood

A Thai man was taken to hospital to have a sex toy removed with boltcutters after it got stuck on his penis.

full-story.....http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... l-facebook

and the video below the article is even worse: "Another penis emergency: Man has genitals stuck in wedding ring". LOLWOT?

bolueeleh · Post by **bolueeleh** » Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:32 pm

WTH, it would have already shrunk inside the balls if he was scared shitless

timmydownawell · Post by **timmydownawell** » Mon Oct 24, 2016 5:50 pm

In that kind of situation, you just need to think of Margaret Thatcher (or your appropriate equivalent) and things would dissipate enough to resolve the issue.

Bricklayer, 37, snaps his penis in half after 'rigorous' sex session

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