No Richard the road was fine before they started digging it up. Might have been 2008. And only gibbons whoop like that. They must be all gone.

It always had a seedy charm. I spent months at a time there. Went fishing on Brian’s boat and stayed on Koh Rong once. The island with the jetty, was that Rong or Saleum? Had lots of mates, drank at Tony’s awful bar and went to quiz nights at that place below Victory Hill. Stayed for a few months on...

My ex here in Australia hooked up with lesbian years ago. A blonde stripper who worked in a tattoo shop. Over the last few years she has been hired to do threesomes with couples, attends swingers parties and services a lot of rich older women around town. As well as men of course. She gets shared ar...

That’s a big rat. What species would it be?

Yes Violet. Those were the days, Fletch and Shane. Fletch with the red bandana and taking money from the gullible to run tip trips to feed the kids. The best story about those two was when they hired the tuktuk to bring them back from Snookyville. There was an argument over the fare outside the bar ...

In Cambodia he would be a good bloke!

My Khmer daughter bought Chinese dehydrated strawberries the other day. They were delicious but expensive. Strawberries are often only $2.50 a punnet here but it got me thinking that mangoes are the ideal fruit to dehydrate. Such a short season and so quick to spoil. Why does no one copy the Chinese...

How exhausting this all was.I just wish the Furnishing Police would show up and seize the gold drapes and furniture.And it’s still possible in 2023 to buy Police uniforms at Teuk Thla market for hiking in the forest.

Still no autopsies in Cambodia? Very handy.

The last time I was at Katmandu Airport over 40 years ago there was a little misunderstanding and they fucking arrested me…