No Joke Howard Writes a Book!
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Digg3r wrote:What type of dumb ass American would move to the middle east?General Mackevili wrote:I'm hoping he gets enough to afford a 1-way ticket to Iran.Username Taken wrote:That's very generous of you General.
Oh wait...
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General Mackevili wrote: ↑Wed May 10, 2017 3:15 pmDigg3r wrote:What type of dumb ass American would move to the middle east?General Mackevili wrote:I'm hoping he gets enough to afford a 1-way ticket to Iran.Username Taken wrote:That's very generous of you General.
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IT'S BACKKKK!!!Username Taken wrote: ↑Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:06 pm Looks like Amazon has wised up and removed NJH's book. Must have sold too many and overloaded the servers or something.
Re-released 2 days ago with a new cover. Doesn't say whether it's been rewritten, edited, or whatever.
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I bet there's a LOT of good info in there (for anyone who wants to learn how to: Fail at teaching English in Cambodia; Ruin your mother's overseas experience; Post 500 videos about banging ladyboys in graphic details; how to pick up dudes abroad; How to break your hand and make sure it heals as crooked as possible; Lose your business as a personal trainer; How to beg your embassy to buy your broke ass a one-way ticket back home; Score drugs in Cambodia and cut your face when you're high: How to say "biaaaches" in the gayest sounding voice ever; and how to quit your lame ass job and beg for travel money on YouTube before you inevitably get fired if you happen to have a job at the moment).Username Taken wrote:IT'S BACKKKK!!!Username Taken wrote: ↑Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:06 pm Looks like Amazon has wised up and removed NJH's book. Must have sold too many and overloaded the servers or something.
Re-released 2 days ago with a new cover. Doesn't say whether it's been rewritten, edited, or whatever.
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I think a better more descriptive title would just be: How To Fail at Everything.
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^^ You forgot to mention How to pronounce Cum-eye.
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Everyone knows it's c'meer...
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hes nearly got 500USD.
that wont go far in the EU.
wont go far in SEA either nowadays.
that wont go far in the EU.
wont go far in SEA either nowadays.
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It's been 12 days since Big Joke Howard started a GoFundMe page to raise $5,000, no wait, he lowered it to $2,500, but only managed to raise $544, LoL.
No donations have come in in over 5 days, so I think his wishful thinking campaign to get all his gullible fans on YouTube to fund his next series of failures in a different corner of the world has finally run out of gas.
No donations have come in in over 5 days, so I think his wishful thinking campaign to get all his gullible fans on YouTube to fund his next series of failures in a different corner of the world has finally run out of gas.
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That actually looks like an applied math problem from an Oxford or Pearson text...
If 22 people raised $544 for NoJokeHoward in 11 days:
a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days?
b) how many days would it take for 55 people to raise $2,500?
c) how old would NJH be by then?
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If 22 people raised $544 for NoJokeHoward in 11 days:StroppyChops wrote: ↑Sun May 21, 2017 2:34 pmThat actually looks like an applied math problem from an Oxford or Pearson text...
If 22 people raised $544 for NoJokeHoward in 11 days:
a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days?
b) how many days would it take for 22 people to raise $2,500?
c) how old would NJH be by then?
a) how many people would still not give a damn in 3 days? 8431 - 22 = 8409 of his subscribers who dont give a fuck
b) how many days would it take for 22 people to raise $2,500? 55 and a half days for 22 people to raise $2500
c) how old would NJH be by then? 55 days older than he his now
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