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How togetBanned on Google

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Just put this together for anyone new to makng money online

Goodluck :beer3:

Four things you can do to get banned on Google
Do you want to get banned on Google? There are several things that you can do to make sure that Google thinks that your website as spam. If you don't want to get banned, you should make sure that you do not do these things.

Step 1: Create your content automatically
Do not take the time to create original content. Use software to create your web pages automatically. You will save time and you will get a high bounce rate because your website visitors probably won't understand your web pages.
Automatically created content is targeted by Google's Panda algorithm so this is a good way to get banned on Google.

Step 2: Use keyword rich doorway pages and cloaking
This is an old method but it still works very well, especially if you combine it with automated content. Create pages that contain a lot of your keywords for search engines. Then redirect the real visitors of your website to other pages on your site.
Protip: Redirect your users to pages that are totally unrelated to the content of the doorway pages. Chances are that Google will ban your website even quicker then.

Step 3: Hide text on your web pages
Also a classic: Instead of using doorway pages, just enter the keyword rich text on your regular pages. Then hide it so that your website visitors cannot see it. You can do this by using white-text on a white background, with CSS, or with a very small font size. Be creative. A cool way to hide links on your pages is to link dots at the end of a sentence.
The more text you hide on your pages, the more likely it is that Google things that these web pages are spam.

Step 4: get links in bulk
Getting real links is completely daft and unnecessary. It is much too much work if you want to get banned on Google. Real links will improve your rankings on Google and this is not what we're trying to do here.
If you want to get banned, you should try to get links in bulk: Automatically submit your website to thousands of forums, automatically create forum profile links, buy as many links as you can on as many websites as you can. Make sure that these links always contain the same anchor text.
Google's new Penguin algorithm has made it more difficult to get penalized by bad links. Fortunately, you will still get a manual penalty if you have enough of these backlinks.

Now go out and follow these instructions :plus1:
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Re: How togetBanned on Google

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these are how all SEO are done here, i approached i couple of companies and asked them SEO, they are provided me with the above said solutions :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: How togetBanned on Google

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there is one SEO company in PP run by a narcissistic aussie cretin who has over 900 PBN sites that are constantly being de indexed.
pretty funny because it could easily be fixed- PBN's are very lucrative.
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Re: How togetBanned on Google

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phuketrichard wrote: Mon Jan 16, 2017 3:43 pmJust put this together for anyone new to making money online ...
There are so many ways to make money just by communicating over the internet. The characteristic that is the most at a premium, is sincerity. For example, if you sincerely believe that you can supply the best tables and chairs in the world, with a bit of patience, it may even become true. We tend to get what we ask for. If your request is feasible and permissible, it will have a natural inclination to start materializing in front of you.

At the same time, you need to be careful about "running after money".

Especially Cambodians have a lot of trouble with that.

Few people have ever paid anybody else just because this other person wanted money so badly. Hence, "desiring money" can only be the wrong focus, because that is not how money moves. Avidity and greed are not the reasons why someone pays someone else. Money can only ever be the accidental side effect of doing something else right. Therefore, you need to focus on something else than money, such as putting together the best chairs in the world. Either money comes by itself, or else, it just won't, because you cannot make it come. So, forget about money, and focus on other things, because focusing on money almost guarantees that you won't make any. ;-)
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