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For a case of anchor I'll beat up your GF.WildA wrote:The game plan is January, however GF is fighting hard to keep me here. My fear is that she will jump on a plane to retrieve me after I get there. She has already pulled that trick once.Jamie_Lambo wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:22 pmyeah, but Newcastle will end up getting promoted, getting a top scoring striker, sell him the next season, then get relegated the next, same old story, bring back Bobby Robson and Shearer!WildA wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 5:00 amNewcastle is going back up I see. Anyway, Jamie, ya seem in tune, any answers to the non pervy questions....LOL sorry I offended the Morals police. I wont tell about my adventures in FKKs....Jamie_Lambo wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:01 am Ill try and answer your pervy questions, we didnt really need so much detail though, the bits ive left below would have been sufficient lol
this is doable, but most khmer girls are a lot more reserved than your average Thai girl, but its easy to get girls numbers and to arrange to meet them after their shift or sometimes the next day, although most bargirls like to sleep all day during the day, so will likely try to get you to barfine them the following evening before they start work if you want to take them out, if you pick up a freelancer, this avoids this problemWildA wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:58 am
I got bored with Bar Fines so my technique was to have a business card made up in Thai with my local Phone number, Line ID, etc. and then hit the bars and look for prospects that met my specs. A lady drink or two, a game of pool, have some fun, hand em a card and say basically "Thanks for hanging out, Im living here now and it was nice to meet you. I have to go meet my friends, hit me up maybe we can do something". Then on to the next place. I usually would get a response by the next day...Im still in touch with a few.
a great way to get a tour guide, translator and fake gf for the cost of a meal, movie, etc.
Gonna be able to do this in PP? By the time I get there, I should be able to speak pidgen Khmer....
as mentioned above this is Cambodia, the girls are a lot more reserved, not impossible but very slim chances of random locals saying this...WildA wrote: ↑Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:58 am Another Pervie question: I was roaming around Nonthanburi on my last trip and I went to a Food Cart for a refreshment. First words from the old lady..."where you from?" Bangkok. "you live Bangkok"? Yes. "you have girlfriend?" No. "you man, need lady. You want girlfriend?" Maybe. Babbles in Burmese to the next cart where this absolutely gorgeous Burmese girl unwraps her face scarf to expose a solid 9. "you take her, she pretty, boom boom you, take care you, make nice baby"..etc etc...So I did for a few days ...This possible in PP?
"you take her, she pretty, boom boom you, take care you, make nice baby" maybe more like
"you take her, she pretty, you marry with her, she take care you, make nice baby"
naa not Chelsea im Norvun, i support Lincoln and Newcastle
Lincoln City also getting promoted mate, had a blinder of a season being the first non-league side to get to the quarters knocking Championship leaders Brighton, then beating premiership Burnley, but then got knocked out by Arsenal in the quarters lol
currently 5points clear with a game in hand, all we need is a result tomorrow and we win it
haha i dont mind, the mods on both forums tend to though, when are you planning on coming over?
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i will beat her up for 2 bottles of Alexand super whiskey and cabfare.
for a carton, i will get her arrested and blacklisted.
fuk sake, beating up some girl?
even old guys can do that.
for a carton, i will get her arrested and blacklisted.
fuk sake, beating up some girl?
even old guys can do that.
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Damn man, I quit, I never started but I quit. You're the muscle now frank.
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This old guy can't and wont even try....40 years younger, 5"6", 130 and the ability to hang upside down on a pole? And a flash temper? You try.frank lee bent wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:45 pm i will beat her up for 2 bottles of Alexand super whiskey and cabfare.
for a carton, i will get her arrested and blacklisted.
fuk sake, beating up some girl?
even old guys can do that.
Naturam expelles furca, tamen usque recurret. Horace
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they arent out to get you. Pynchon
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they arent out to get you. Pynchon
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WildA wrote: ↑Sun Apr 23, 2017 12:17 am...40 years younger, 5"6", 130 and the ability to hang upside down on a polefrank lee bent wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2017 5:45 pm i will beat her up for 2 bottles of Alexand super whiskey and cabfare.
for a carton, i will get her arrested and blacklisted.
fuk sake, beating up some girl?
even old guys can do that.
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I have the same face as that woman
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She's looking at his ass-hole. Do you get the same thrill ?
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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I want to lick his feet
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Naturam expelles furca, tamen usque recurret. Horace
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they arent out to get you. Pynchon
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they arent out to get you. Pynchon
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I need a shower
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