This guy goes to volunteer in Asia: You won’t believe what happens next!
by Anna Greene30th April 2015
What happens next!? Absolutely nothing fucking interesting happens next, and stop pretending otherwise, do-gooder! In fact, you are the shittiest, most boring kind of traveler around. Let me lay out two things for you and knock you off that high horse you currently straddle, you pompous asshole:
(1) Nobody cares. Having shifted contexts does not make you more interesting to anyone except yourself. You’re still the same fucking person, which brings us to point 2;
(2) You’re still useless to society. Actually, you are even more useless than you previously were.
We’ll get back to both of these points later, but before I shit on you and your stupid, simple expectations, let’s take a step back and take a look at what all these ostensibly good intentions mean for travel in a wider sense...
Well, I thought it was quite funny.