I fecking double-dog dare you!
- vladimir
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I fecking double-dog dare you!
So you think you know about alcohol!
So you think you have style!
So, you think you're creative?
You poofter!
Here's a challenge!
CEO's first make your own cocktail challenge!
Here's my recipe:
The Vladimir
Marula juice, 100ml
Stroh Rum, double shot (50ml)
Tabasco, 3 shakes
Black pepper, sprinkle
Jalapeno chili seeds, sprinkle
I tot Jack Daniels
50 ml Ginger beer
Shake, light, and down!
Side-effects: you may start thinking like vladimir!
Yo! let's find a bar to host this!
So you think you have style!
So, you think you're creative?
You poofter!
Here's a challenge!
CEO's first make your own cocktail challenge!
Here's my recipe:
The Vladimir
Marula juice, 100ml
Stroh Rum, double shot (50ml)
Tabasco, 3 shakes
Black pepper, sprinkle
Jalapeno chili seeds, sprinkle
I tot Jack Daniels
50 ml Ginger beer
Shake, light, and down!
Side-effects: you may start thinking like vladimir!
Yo! let's find a bar to host this!
Jesus loves you...Mexico is great, right?
- StroppyChops
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!
The Real Man: double shot of Chivas Regal, two cubes of ice made with filtered water.
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
- phuketrichard
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!
real men don't use ice
Glenlivet with a water back
and if that's not available, whatever they made in the back yard still will do fine
Glenlivet with a water back
and if that's not available, whatever they made in the back yard still will do fine
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
- StroppyChops
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!
'Coz ice and a water back are different on the manly scale!
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
- vladimir
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!
It's so small!StroppyChops wrote:'Coz ice and a water back are different on the manly scale!
It's cold!
Jesus loves you...Mexico is great, right?
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!
use whisky rocks. frozen pieces of stone.
- Hugh Briss
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!
Nope, grain alcohol and rainwater, a la Gen. Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove. That's the ticket.
“JFK was far from perfect, but he was a true wit and a sex machine, and he knew how to wear a pair of shades." Bill Maher
Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!
"A drunken nutty Irish monk goes to Moscow via Mexico"
Frangelico , as much as you like
Vodka, more than the above
Kaluha, about the same as the first
Baileys, same as above,
Jameson's, same as the vodka
Tequila, a little less the the above
Shake/mix/stir together
Add a lump of chocolate icecream, why not? helps it go down
Drink a pint and you're finished
Frangelico , as much as you like
Vodka, more than the above
Kaluha, about the same as the first
Baileys, same as above,
Jameson's, same as the vodka
Tequila, a little less the the above
Shake/mix/stir together
Add a lump of chocolate icecream, why not? helps it go down
Drink a pint and you're finished
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!
I guess pulling the top off a can of Cambodia Beer isn't considered creative. Oh well! At least it saves time.
Cut to the chase.
Cut to the chase.
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Re: I fecking double-dog dare you!
Last night I was so drunk I didn't know I was.
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