Florida goat-rapist on the loose.

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Florida goat-rapist on the loose.

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Once again Florida makes Sihanoukville look respectable in comparison:
Police in Caryville, Florida, are on the lookout for a man who has allegedly been sexually assaulting goats.

According to NBC affiliate WJHG, Florida woman Sharon Cruz-Pecina believes with 100% certainty that a man is sneaking into her goats’ pen at night and having his way with them. “He’s been attacking them and raping them,” she told the news station. “I’m not jumping to conclusions.”

Cruz-Pecina first bought herself some goats about five years ago for the purpose of farming them for their milk, which is easier for her lactose-intolerant husband to digest than cow’s milk. (I’m sure it didn’t hurt that they’re also adorable.) But she recently noticed something was amiss when her goats began to appear “shy, timid and” (Jesus Christ) “swollen.” She says she has evidence in the form of photos and barbed wire found in her goat pen. Other neighbors also report having their animals attacked. “We have been trying to catch him on video but he seems very elusive,” she notes. But Sharon, what were the goats wearing?

Last April, Cruz-Pecina noticed a man lurking near her goats, presumably waiting until the coast was clear. She says her neighbor identified the creep as someone who’d been arrested for bestiality in 2014. I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but if I were the cops, I might start with him.

Cruz-Pecina added that she’s contacted the police and they’ve even done a rape kit on one of her animals, but they’re not moving as quickly as she’d like. “I have had the officers out here a few times, I just didn’t call [again] because I didn’t think like they were taking me serious,” she sighed...
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This is quite a big thing in the USA;

the American Goat Porn Society even has its own website

http://goatporn.org/

I posted this link on TOF for gavinmac, but it was deleted.
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That's probably because the former monger board was bought up by religious vigilantes on a quest to clean up Cambodia from all the white scum arriving here running from various convictions back in the West, thinking it's a sort of freezone or whatever.
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He must be the first wave 200,000 A-rabs that Obama-Iben-Lying is bringing in while letting Vets starve and live in the streets.
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not rapist, its a kidpist
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OR: He could be a relative of Michael H. Kenyen, the Illinois Enema Bandit made famous/infamous in song by Frank. Frank, where are you when we need a song to laugh at?
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kiwiincambodia wrote:Image
That pretty much sums our state up. I love being from Florida i.e. WDW but jesus christ do we have lunatics there also.
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LaudJohn wrote:This is quite a big thing in the USA;

the American Goat Porn Society even has its own website

http://goatporn.org/

I posted this link on TOF for gavinmac, but it was deleted.
Warning, graphic photos of goats. :ROFL:
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"He must be the first wave 200,000 A-rabs that Obama-Iben-Lying is bringing in while letting Vets starve and live in the streets."

Predictable mixture of racism and childish humor that epitomize your quips. And you call others flamers.











































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