120 years without sex ?

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120 years without sex ?

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Indian monk Swami Sivananda, who claims to be 120 years old, holds up his passport in the house of one of his followers in Kolkata. (Source: AFP photo by Dibyangshu Sarkar)

Yoga, simple disciplined life, rice & boiled food, no spices, got him to age 120, was born into poverty & parents died before age 6.
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Key to long life: 120-year old Indian man says yoga & no sex

KOLKATA, India - Looking remarkably unlined without wrinkles for his claimed 120 years, an Indian monk who says he is the oldest man to have ever lived puts his longevity down to no sex or spices in his food, and daily yoga.

BORN IN 1896

Hindu monk Swami Sivananda was born on August 8, 1896, according to his passport.

If true, his life would have spanned three centuries.

Despite his apparent age he remains strong enough to perform yoga for hours at a time.
http://www.bangkokpost.com/learning/adv ... oga-no-sex

Quite frankly, we might ask what is point of living 120 years without sex in order to do yoga.
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no sex kill me now
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bolueeleh wrote:no sex kill me now
Try yoga. :drooling bouncy:
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An old classic donnie darko explains life pretty well in one quote.
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no sex and boiled rice and vegetable only diet..... he didn't really live 120 years...it just seemed like it...
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cant miss what youve never experienced

its like asking a virgin if theyd miss sex
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"120 years without sex ". OK the first 80 or so years might be difficult but after that you probably wouldn't want to fick anyone who was willing to fuck you even of you could. But to choke rice and vegetables down three times a day seems like a crime against life to me.
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120 years without sex ?
Not quite, but it's starting to feel like it...
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We could make it culturally-sensitive and locally relevant...

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all men die, not all men really live!
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